Gregory Abbott

[Gregory Abbott @gregory785]

Be flexible.

[Gregory Abbott @gregory785]

The prize doesn’t go to the fastest person. It goes to the person who slows down the least

[Gregory Abbott @gregory785]

Do you realize that rich people would pay literally millions maybe billions to be in shape.

Here is the thing. It’s actually free. Just a little suffering which ends and is replaced with feeling pretty darn good the rest of the day.Remember. It can cost you pretty much nothing.

[Gregory Abbott @gregory785]

Sorry to be a bummer but the following things used to be so good and are no longer good

1) McDonald’s fries
2) Reece’s peanut butter cups
3) Movies

[Gregory Abbott @gregory785]

I think I might know just what you need?

Headspace on Netflix. Just try it. It’s a big huge deal that can help us all suffer a lot less

[Gregory Abbott @gregory785]

Looking for a good bookmark?

An Uno card.

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Positive pessimism. That’s the way for 2021.

Nutshell: Things will probably not work out exactly perfect, maybe even horribly. That’s okay. You’ll adapt. You can handle it. It will make you smarter, stronger, etc

[Gregory Abbott @gregory785]

Let’s say you are playing Mario party. Here is a tip: Have a book nearby for when it isn’t your turn

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Memorization is not understanding.

Pick something you want to understand and you have a good chance of making a living at that thing.

If you hate (or are bored by) the process of understanding a thing? Do not attempt to make that your career

[Gregory Abbott @gregory785]

Say you have an annoying/messy job to get to. Try this

1) Don’t think too much. Just recognize you should take action
2) Set a timer for 20 min and start working at it (listen to something good)
3) 20 min break
4) Repeat cycle until done (most jobs are done after 2 cycles)

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Look I haven’t tweeted in a long time. But, I just want to say this:

Refrigeration is a big deal. We are really lucky to have cold snacks and drinks

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@adrian_room_54 Hello Adrian!

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I’m starting to think my family cares less about our electric bill then I do

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If this was two months ago it would be Wednesday right now

[Gregory Abbott @gregory785]

Everybody’s hair is hilarious right now

[Gregory Abbott @gregory785]

I was today’s years old when I realized that craisins is cranberry raisins.

Not like, wild and crazy raisins

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**Fifty years from now

Grandkid: Grandma. When you were a kid what was it like during the pandemic?

Grandma: Well. I stayed home. For weeks and weeks. I thought I might run out of shows. But I didn’t. We really had a lot of shows

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They should make a vest with big collar so you could also use it as a face shield

[Gregory Abbott @gregory785]

What did I do today?

Ate an entire mini water melon

A good day

[Gregory Abbott @gregory785]

One small silver lining to all this.

No FOMO. Nobody is doing anything. Nobody is missing a darn thing