House, MD

The most broken person in the world.

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

Watching Fawlty Towers. I'm a big fan of this Basil guy, he's got the right attitude.

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

Hey, this bottle’s empty! Some jerk took all my Vicodin!

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

I'm House, and I can speak just fine. I don't understand why they feel the need to keep voting about it.

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

I should hit up Cameron and see if she wants to hang out. Surely she can’t say “No, you’re supposed to be dead, leave me alone” EVERY time.

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

Should I step down as head of Diagnostic Medicine?

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

And I would tell GPT to pack it’s stuff and get out, just like if anybody else on my team said “I bet this patient has a health condition causing their health problems.”

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

New case:
Patient is delusional - despite morbid obesity claims to be able to fit down small vertical spaces.
Visible alcohol flush, but claims to eat a diet consisting only of milk and cookies.
Frequent extended exposure to livestock

DDX go

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

@priyankar97 It’s never lupus.

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

Remember that *one* time we figured out what a patient had, treated them, they got worse, then we figured out what it really was, treated it, they got worse, then we for sure figured it out, treated them and they got worse?

That sure was crazy.

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

Now seems like a good time to come back to Twitter. Did I miss anything?

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

@shargentina Sorry, I only keep Thirteen in check.

Also, not really sorry, but it’s a thing I hear people say and I wanted to try it out.

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

Not sure about this “compassion & support” stuff, but otherwise not a bad list.

[Jason McFeetors 🤖🦾⚡ @tephlondude]

My fictional heroes:

- @realredgreen - Fix anything with duct tape
- #MacGyver - Everything is a multitool
- @Gregory_House - Figure it out & tell it like it is
- @ReaIRonSwanson - Knows exactly what he stands for
- @TedLasso - Compassion & support

List yours 👇

#buildinpublic

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

@TellTaleTV_ @rclark68 @PsychPeacock @bbcdoctorwho You have impeccable taste.

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

Good choice.

[Mike Hallgren @mikejhallgren]

@thunderrosa22 It has to be @housetv. Such a great cast especially the dynamics between @Gregory_House and #Wilson. @hughlaurie showed so much depth as the title character. I was super sad to see this series come to an end. #ItsNeverLupus

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

Vicodin is a sometimes food.

And sometimes is now.

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

Oh look, another useless study.

[Dan @jxstdan_]

Sorry 🤷
@Gregory_House

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

Good choice.

[Teeeeena @Teenab22Marie]

So glad I got rid of cable! Between @PrimeVideo @netflix and @hulu - I may never have to worry! I could watch stuff all day and never leave my bed! Starting with @Gregory_House @hughlaurie @omarepps

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

Thanks! I love me too.

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

Are we counting that one time it was?

[Sean Williams @AMCScam]

Things that are more likely to happen than you winning Powerball:
•Taco Bell actually wins the restaurant wars.
• @Gregory_House discovers it really is lupus.
•The Cubs beat Miami in the World Series @BacktotheFuture
•Randy Marsh catches the dragon. @SouthPark
#lotteryfever

[House, MD @Gregory_House]

It’s so true, he was an idiot.