Gregory James Cohan

I am The VelociPastor 🐲🙏🔥

[🐜 @Timpson]

The sequel you didn't know you needed, could use a little kickstart to get it to the finish line. I like the folks behind the gonzoid original, a film that somehow managed to snag major media attn like no other low-fi exploitation pic.
https://t.co/sVKgzsYx4G
@thevelocipastor

[The VelociPastor @thevelocipastor]

WE HAVE OUT WINNER! Congratulation to @salleaanonymous for winning this wig that might actually still have some of Ali's blood in it....ya know, your wartime buddy.

Make sure to keep an eye on our socials and kickstarter because we're doing giveaways EVERY $50K

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

‘VelociPastor 2’ Takes Shape as Crowdfunding Campaign Launches to Back Sequel to Microbudget Viral Hit (Exclusive) https://t.co/QQSeqd1rtl

[The VelociPastor @thevelocipastor]

Look at those schmucks

#VelociPastorWatchParty

[Gregory James Cohan @gregoryjamesco]

@thevelocipastor #vapelife

[Gregory James Cohan @gregoryjamesco]

@thevelocipastor So good

[The VelociPastor @thevelocipastor]

Good ol Brian Perry our sound mixer doing some VO (he ain't Australian)

#VelociPastorWatchParty

[Gregory James Cohan @gregoryjamesco]

@thevelocipastor I’ve read it.

[Gregory James Cohan @gregoryjamesco]

@thevelocipastor I’m good. But my hand...

[Gregory James Cohan @gregoryjamesco]

@thevelocipastor East? #velocipastorwatchparty

[Gregory James Cohan @gregoryjamesco]

@thevelocipastor @brendansteere That’s what parents do.

[Gregory James Cohan @gregoryjamesco]

We’re gonna #livetweet a screening of @thevelocipastor at 9pm PST! Come watch 🙏🦖😝

[Brendan Steere @brendansteere]

Hey everybody! I’m gonna #livetweet my 2017 film @thevelocipastor in 24 minutes at 9pm PT. I’ve never live tweeted one of my own films before, but I’m very fuckin stoked, so feel free to watch along and have fun! Follow with #VelociPastor

[The VelociPastor @thevelocipastor]

LIVE TWEET 2NITE WATCH ALONG BE INFORM’d @brendansteere @gregoryjamesco #velocipastor #QandA

[Tianasaurus Rex @TianaCamachoVO]

If you're social distancing now is a good time to watch @thevelocipastor

[Gregory James Cohan @gregoryjamesco]

@chaddukes @thevelocipastor @chaddukes gets me. Did we just become best friends?

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

because every red light eventually turns green

[Emily Best @emilybest]

Apprently it takes a global pandemic for Americans to really examine the work structures we’ve created and understand things like paid time off, universal health care and flexible work conditions are FOR ALL HUMANITY’S SAFETY.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

The lack of testing in the United States is a catastrophic failure.

It is putting millions of Americans at risk.

Does Trump, who is in charge of the federal public health infrastructure, take responsibility?

"No, I don't take responsibility at all," Trump said.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Nov 8 2013

[The VelociPastor @thevelocipastor]

Soon