Greg A Jordan

I'm the original dweeb.

[ClassicMovieDigest @ClassicMovieDig]

Happy 89th Birthday to "Laugh-In" funny lady, Jo Anne Worley!!

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

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[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Rosie O'Donnel: "Thanks to everyone who's been watching this week, especially the hungry, hungry hypocrite in the White House. Kind of weird to think he spent more nights with me this week than Melania. Most of all, I'd like to thank Jimmy Kimmel for inviting me to do this and for reminding everyone that we have the right to free speech in this country whether Orange Voldemort likes it or not."

[Greg A Jordan @gregoryjordan]

@GavinNewsom useless words without actionable efforts

[Greg A Jordan @gregoryjordan]

@mmpadellan We as a country will never be able to expunge ourselves from the heinous image this man has cast upon us

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Give yourself permission to believe in yourself. Like Ben.

Ben started out over 480 pounds. He’s lost more than 200 pounds. And he just lifted more than he weighed when he started.

I met Ben for the first time a little more than two years ago. At that point, he’d lost 85 pounds since he joined our app, but he was still nervous. He asked me how to keep going. I told him he knew better than I did, because he was already doing it.

That was all he needed to hear. He finally gave himself permission. He believed. He kept going. And he’s not finished.

You might not need to lose 200 pounds. You might not want to deadlift a small car.

But I bet there is something in your life that you haven’t given yourself permission to believe you can do, and I guarantee you can do it.

It starts with belief. Then the plan. Then the work.

I can help with the plan, if you can believe and do the work.

Join us in the Pump Club.

[Greg A Jordan @gregoryjordan]

@BarackObama So happy. Those years were like being on another planet now.

[Greg A Jordan @gregoryjordan]

@Jordanjames97uk Still lookin like 25!

[Greg A Jordan @gregoryjordan]

@CBSNews Poor kid. Just what we need, another self-righteous liar.

[Greg A Jordan @gregoryjordan]

@BBottom4Fun @Jordanjames97uk @Jordanjames97uk where can I get the necklace you are wearing so well?

[Greg A Jordan @gregoryjordan]

@GuyBriz @JohnJosephOlea1 What happened to @jordanjamesuk?

[Greg A Jordan @gregoryjordan]

@wcnc Haters gonna hate.

[Greg A Jordan @gregoryjordan]

@alivitali I’m up because all the parties n Second Life ended and there’s nothing else to go to

[Greg A Jordan @gregoryjordan]

@SoFiSupport I got a notice saying you did not get my eligible Social Security deposit but it is not scheduled until the 21st which means you will get it on the 16th. Do I need to do anything to make sure this deposit is credited?

[Greg A Jordan @gregoryjordan]

@alivitali I missed my parties on Second Life and now, in the Western Hemisphere, there's nothing happening! (from North Carolina)

[Greg A Jordan @gregoryjordan]

@alivitali I missed my parties on Second Life and now, in the Western Hemisphere, there's nothing happening!

[Greg A Jordan @gregoryjordan]

Check out Greg J.’s review of Oak Street Health on @yelp https://t.co/riOftXlmPc

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Every single Democratic Governor agrees:

Donald Trump’s attempts to militarize California are an alarming abuse of power.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

He’s been busy.

[Justin Parmenter @JustinParmenter]

MAGA candidate for NC governor and professional grifter Mark Robinson's family given 15 days to repay $132,118.86 in taxpayer funds - Notes from the Chalkboard #ncpol https://t.co/Y4iQzVNtVL