Gregory Levey

Allegedly Corrupt Carpenter’s Union Official

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

I wrote something for @ModernLoss about the senseless murder of one of my best friends.

https://t.co/Q5VAAEmNNb

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

The warning label on my dog’s medication says that after taking it, she should not drive or operate heavy machinery.

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

It’s been exactly three years since this happened to me, and I still have questions and regrets. I wonder if I will ever truly get closure.

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

Doritos has had it with me, apparently

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

@ericbahn I know you prefer “Frisco”

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

Just heard that New York City garbage cans now have a pizza box-shaped hole, and now I want to move back there.

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

Will AI replace me or not? Helpful/frightening tool by the legendary @Shwirtz :

https://t.co/lmSBADqhHT

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

The Venn diagram of people who are aware of both of the people mentioned in this “joke” approaches zero

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

Next up, @ryantrahan Vs @ricksongracie

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

Next up, @ryantrahan Vs @ricksongracie

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

I just hope both Parties have fun

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

@libovness Also “Yo”

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

Some personal news :

[Clover Hogan @cloverhogan]

This is terrifying.

Not the headline... I'm familiar with the science. No, what's terrifying is how far I had to dig through my news notifications to find this story.

What's terrifying is that this headline is not #trending on every social media platform.

1/4

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

At this point, my part in this feels like a fever dream from another lifetime. But congratulations to all the Figure Wonders - past and present - and thank you to everyone who believed in us along the way.

[Physician's Weekly @physicianswkly]

PW is thrilled to announce the acquisition of @figure1, a unique peer-to-peer learning platform, expanding our omnichannel network by adding user-generated patient cases.

Join us in welcoming Figure 1 to the PW family! https://t.co/LOl3nfN4s9

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

@pknegten You should have written a second tweet saying the opposite and tested which performed better before pushing this out broadly

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

The wind goes right through you, it’s no place for the old

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

@libovness Ok. What do you think of the dual-pinion steering rack?

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

@yuris I can’t believe it’s already been three years

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

Congrats!

[Jonathan Libov @libovness]

We're thrilled to announce Antimatter's $2M seed round, led by @VersionOneVC, with support from @spacecadet, Ordinary Holdings, @gregorylevey, and existing investors @haystackvc and @CompoundVC.
https://t.co/uNxLnSfExb

[Gregory Levey @gregorylevey]

@deonandan In their finals, two different students of mine suggested that Abraham Lincoln was “a type of fish.”

[Dr Rebecca Richardson @mavisclare]

@FinchTH I do feel like a phd in Victorian literature really prepared me to take covid seriously 😬