Gregory Pizzini

You own a Church?

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@gsdf_zentsuji today I visited Zentsuji Garrison and it was a great time with a lot of JDF history. The static displays were very nice! The vehicles were cool !

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Why does Optimum have to the worst customer Service?
Optimum

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Too many bad stories about them

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Please, everyone, Lebron James is not known for his intelligence or kindness. He’s a basketball player and idiot just like everyone else. The only difference is you and me didn’t announce that we were an idiot online and have it confirmed be major news outlets...

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Pretty sad. Apparently Martin Guitars only stand behind their products if you remember where you purchased their products. I bought it new but didn’t have time to register the guitar and when 9/11 I had more important worries instead of sending in a reg card...#Martinguitars

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Wonderful products and lovely people also!

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@SethMacFarlane It also changed “poop” to “see a doctor”

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@41Strange Delicious.....

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Remember friends, if you watch the democratic debate with a background music choice of Wacky Sax, it becomes much more believable.

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Dear Tom Brady, if you didn't like the Nickname "Tom Terriffic" why would you give the Whole NY area incentive to call you that? Tom Stupid.

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It’s amazing how useless Alexa is! But it’s good at doing what you didn’t ask for...

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@ThatKevinSmith just saw Celebrity Movie Fights with Elijah Wood and yourself. You crushed it. And not without great opposing views too! Riefenstahl was the definitive answer and when you said it I said damn... winner.

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FYI: When being assaulted by a bum on a train, technically that is not true. A bum on a train gets an automatic pay grade raise to “Hobo”. This is according to The Allied Tramps, Hobos & Beggars, Local 33 in Kearney, NJ.

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Huawei=no way. The US will end its monitoring of communications of private citizens soonish (maybe) so why would I buy a phone with our Chinese Commie friends on speed dial?

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Dear guy with Indian accent named Peter who keeps calling me about saving money by getting Solar panels on my house,
Peter is usually not thought of when naming children in India. Mohammed, Reyansh, Aarav, Atharv, and Vivaan were the top 5 in 2017 by the way. Nope , no Peter.

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From now on all “emotional support” animals that are not small dogs or undersized Yeti,
will be cooked as in flight meals.
So it is written....

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I love this story's comments. In the comment section, Mormon David Matheson is described as "“Gayer than a Christmas tree full of monkeys”" to anyone who ever met him.
https://t.co/nYSXWZtmAS

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Brianna Decker Kicks Ass!
Super Skills and Super Fast!

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Noriko explained that to defeat the Stay Puft Marshmallow man she would jump very high and eat him. I then explained to her what Diabetes was.

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So who going to die because Cuomo didn't get a degree in Engineering?
https://t.co/zoaPP6y96o