Greg Rouse

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Repost if your squad is in 1st!

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

If you resign from Congress over sexual misconduct, you shouldn’t be entitled to a pension.

[Psyche Wizard @PsycheWizard]

I fell in love with this sentence:

“Your future is shaped by the habits you repeat, not the goals you set.”

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

For the last 60 years politicians on both sides of the aisle have literally been looting the United States.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women https://t.co/dJWEET8r34

[Christian Collins @CollinsforTX]

A member of Congress makes $174,000 a year.

The median net worth of members of Congress is over $1 million.

The average TSA officer salary is $46,000.

Meanwhile, Democrat Rep. Smith says that taking away Congress’s salary during a shutdown would be unfair.

[Your Best Version @YourPrimePath]

I fell in love with this quote:

"No matter your age, you'll always wish you started younger, but today is the youngest you'll ever be. So start today."

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

The sun was free. They sold you SPF 50 and a vitamin D deficiency.

Sleep was free. They sold you an app, a pill, and a wearable that tells you your sleep was bad.

Walking was free. They sold you a treadmill, a fitness tracker, and a £180 pair of trainers.

Fasting was free. They sold you meal replacement shakes and the anxiety that skipping breakfast would wreck your metabolism.

Cold water was free. They sold you a £3,000 plunge barrel and a podcast episode about it.

Silence was free. They sold you a meditation app with a premium tier.

Animal fat was cheap. They sold you seed oils, then supplements to replace what the animal fat contained.

Tallow was cheap. They sold you a seventeen-step skincare routine and a clinical trial proving your face needs ceramides.

Meat was cheap. They are currently selling you the idea that you shouldn't eat it.

The 20th century removed access to everything the body needs to function.

The 21st century is selling it back, one subscription at a time.

Your great-grandmother had none of the products.

She had all of the things.

[MLB @MLB]

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT 😤

Eugenio Suárez's first homer back in Cincy gives the @Reds the lead!

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

HE'S HOME

[Thomas Dunn @Thomasdunn24]

Purdue G Braden Smith, G Fletcher Loyer and F Trey Kaufman-Renn on what its like to hear Matt Painter say that they were people who want good education, exhibited loyalty and fought for each other

BS: "It's the reason we chose to come here. He was honest and truthful from the beginning. That's what you want, you don't get that everywhere."

TKR: "Being able to get a great education, play winning basketball as a 19-23 year old, its all you can ask for."

FL: "The decision to come to Purdue turned out to be the best decision I ever made. Purdue is a special place and I'm glad I did it."

[Candidly Tiff @tify330]

TMZ is on their asses I love it

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Honestly I’d pay for a subscription to TMZ if they took their bloodhound paparazzi tactics to focus full time on keeping Congress accountable.

It’s like the one place we need that level of scrutiny!

[Erich Hartmann @erichhartmann]

I'm not a big TMZ fan, but I'm really liking this Senator shame campaign 😏

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

You are depressed because your ancestors fought and danced and ate meals together and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle

[Trumps Nephew @ForgiatoBlow47]

If Tim Walz isn't arrested in 2026 not a single
American should pay another dollar in taxes ever again

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

An Opening Day tradition like no other 👏

(via @Reds)

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

It needs to be said every year...

Nobody. Does. Opening. Day. Like. Cincinnati.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

After 37 years of age, I’ve finally come to realize that, as a man, never stay indoors all day. It's the best cure to depression. Go out, make friends, and create new connections. A man's job is to face the world, take risks, and embrace difficulties.