Greg Smith

[Shekou International School @SISGeckos]

Thrilled to announce SIS has been honoured with the prestigious Green School Award from the Department of Education, Guangdong Province! 🌿🏆 Inspired to continue our green journey! #sisrocks #gogeckos #issedu

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My doctor just diagnosed me with a severe lack of awareness.

That came out of nowhere.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.

He said: "Dad can't you just use a sponge?"

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Procrastination is a dish best served eventually.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

The only gift I got for Christmas was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I’m having a hard time dealing with it.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.

It's the little things that count.

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Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.

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What do you call a mute owl?

Anything you like, it doesn’t give a hoot.

[Dad Jokes! 👨 @dadgivesjokes]

When I was young, my parents made me walk the plank.

We couldn't afford a dog.

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My wife said that I ruined her birthday..

But I didn’t even know it was her birthday.

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There’s only one thing I can’t deal with, and that’s a deck of cards glued together.

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I somehow managed to make it through high school math while only being able to remember even numbers!

What are the odds?

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

Walken in a winter wonder land.

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I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology.

That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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I love going outdoors.

It's much safer than going out windows.

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My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them

Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home all the signs were there.

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My therapist told me I can't identify my own emotions.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

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If A is for apple and B is for banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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My last apartment only had four-foot high ceilings.

I couldn’t stand living there.