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Greg Smith
@gregrsmith62
Shenzhen, China
Joined November 2008
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Shekou International School
@SISGeckos
over 2 years ago
Thrilled to announce SIS has been honoured with the prestigious Green School Award from the Department of Education, Guangdong Province! 🌿🏆 Inspired to continue our green journey!
#sisrocks
#gogeckos
#issedu
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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
over 2 years ago
My doctor just diagnosed me with a severe lack of awareness. That came out of nowhere.
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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
over 2 years ago
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said: "Dad can't you just use a sponge?"
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@MediocreJoker85
over 2 years ago
Procrastination is a dish best served eventually.
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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
over 2 years ago
The only gift I got for Christmas was a deck of sticky playing cards. I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
over 2 years ago
For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus. It's the little things that count.
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@MediocreJoker85
over 2 years ago
Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.
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@MediocreJoker85
over 2 years ago
What do you call a mute owl? Anything you like, it doesn’t give a hoot.
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Dad Jokes! 👨
@dadgivesjokes
over 2 years ago
When I was young, my parents made me walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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Dad Jokes! 👨
@dadgivesjokes
over 2 years ago
My wife said that I ruined her birthday.. But I didn’t even know it was her birthday.
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@MediocreJoker85
over 2 years ago
There’s only one thing I can’t deal with, and that’s a deck of cards glued together.
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@MediocreJoker85
over 2 years ago
I somehow managed to make it through high school math while only being able to remember even numbers! What are the odds?
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jim rose circus
@jimrosecircus1
over 3 years ago
Walken in a winter wonder land.
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@MediocreJoker85
over 2 years ago
I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology. That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
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@MediocreJoker85
over 2 years ago
I love going outdoors. It's much safer than going out windows.
gregrsmith62
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@dadgivesjokes
over 2 years ago
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters
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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
over 2 years ago
I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home all the signs were there.
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@MediocreJoker85
over 2 years ago
My therapist told me I can't identify my own emotions. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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@MediocreJoker85
over 2 years ago
If A is for apple and B is for banana, what is C for? Plastic explosives.
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@MediocreJoker85
over 2 years ago
My last apartment only had four-foot high ceilings. I couldn’t stand living there.
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