Greg Stelzer

[Greg Stelzer @gregstelzer]

He eventually arrived around 5:00. Turns out he was having some kind of veneer work done. His dentist called him while he was here to schedule a cleaning for mid September because he’s going on vacation after labor day. I love this for Steve

[Greg Stelzer @gregstelzer]

One of life’s simple pleasures is developing a background story and character traits for a buyer you meet through Facebook marketplace, based solely on whatever brief info they provide and the way they communicate, all before they actually show up

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4pm comes around, and no word from Steve. We are very concerned. Is this just a routine cleaning or something more serious? Getting very worried about Stevey boy. He messages, simply, “I am still at the dentist.” This is CLASSIC Steve-o

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@CornyOConnell @wfuv @Wimbledon The Grasshopper Unit - Beastie Boys

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@david_sendtweet What career!?

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@CornyOConnell @wfuv Tea for the Tillerman - Cat Stevens

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@TalkinYanks Why does our bullpen.. suck now?

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@david_sendtweet I’m dying from this RuneScape reference 😂

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Absolute legend smoking a cig while cutting down a tree outside my house.. in the middle of the apocalypse. Oxygen? Air quality? Who needs it 😎

[Greg Stelzer @gregstelzer]

@JRRTolkien Bill the pony’s adventure from Moria back to Bree

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Worried about the extra spicy flu? Don’t worry CVS has you covered:

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@JCColtin Was there on Tuesday night- so good!

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@stillmegandon Hauntingly beautiful perspective/composition by the Amazon delivery person

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@david_sendtweet Made this for you:

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Mid-round curveball: uh oh here is a cheese grater and a whisk (from 2 days ago!)

[Greg Stelzer @gregstelzer]

A food network competition show where all the celeb chefs have to wash a bunch of dirty dishes/pots/pans and then normal people judge them based on time/cleanliness/the way they stack everything in the drying rack

[Greg Stelzer @gregstelzer]

My love language is calling my wife in from another room to watch the “what about second breakfast” scene in Fellowship of the Ring

[Greg Stelzer @gregstelzer]

@TalkinYanks @SeatGeek @Jomboy_ @TalkinJake 0-0 😱