Greg Sutton

I play rugby at weekends and work hard all week

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

Just watching the @oasis documentary and it made me think its time for @HarryEnfield6 to bring back kevin & perry, one last holiday for old times sake now they're grown up and have families. Maybe eyeball Paul rolling round ibiza in a wheelchair!

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@slackd67 @historyinmemes Better to let people think you're an idiot rather than to open your mouth (or write a tweet in this case) and remove all doubt!

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@JustinTrudeau Do more trade with the UK instead especially western red cedar, I love working with it but the cost is far too prohibitive to a lot of my clients!
In all seriousness, where does that orange idiot think all the timber will come from to rebuild LA?

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@RachelReevesMP your quest to fill the £22bn black hole may I suggest you look at closing the loopholes used by the big global companies?
If you have to tax the average british worker more, it will be easier for us to swallow if you go after the likes of amazon etc!

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@respect65 @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Have you wondered why it's absolutely pissing it down through what is supposed to be the height of the UK summer?

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@thechosenberg Justified, if that happened to my wife I'd punch the shit out of the kid

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@ClarksonsFarm1 How did Becks feel meeting a national megastar?

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@laineywilson seems my 3 Yr old loves dancing to 'Hold my halo' instead of eating her dinner!

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@Screwfix any idea when your website will be back up and running again?
Not been able to access it for at least 3 days now

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@EmilyRossPhysio @abbydowberg You've worked wonders to get Abby fit in time after such a horrific injury & judging by the documentary Abby has worked incredibly hard too. Thankyou from a fan! She is one of the few 'game breakers' in the whole of rugby (men's & women's) who can score a try from nothing!

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

How do you know #RedRoses are about to kick off their 1st match in #RWC2021 ? You get up at a frankly ridiculous time to watch the game!!

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@KwasiKwarteng I can't think of anyone anywhere in my lifetime who has fucked up as badly as you in their 1st month on the job!
#TaxCuts #ToryCostOfGreedCrisis

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@thatchers_cider this stuff in this current heat is the best thing ever!!!!!!!

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@joandsparky the reason pallet man found nordpak better is because it has a higher butter content and less chemicals etc. The £9 for lurpak is for 1KG tub. for comparison a 500g tub of lurpak in tesco is £4.49 whereas a 500g tub of nordpak is £2.15 (according to a quick google)

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@FreddieBurns There's always moonpig and then blame royal mail for late delivery!

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@DCFC4LIFE_ @BBCDerbySport There's a massive club at the other end of the A52 you could support! 🔴⚪🔴⚪

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@howardbadder @wrighty1000 @BBCDerbySport Nah, they'll knock it down and build flats on it 🤣🤣🤣

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@PaulMcCartney Sir Paul, being as @NFFC have made it back to the prem don't suppose you fancy recording a special version of mull of kintyre for the #nffc faithful?
#mistrollinginfromthetrent

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@ForestReport_ @74miles74 watch this!!!

[Greg Sutton @gregsutton1991]

@AlanMarch1981 @74miles74 the birth of a new legend?