reverend berkeley malibu

world’s first poet. lover of the ocean and symbolism. arbiter of good and evil. walker of a higher path. ivf baby. tilting at windmills champion 2018, 2025.

[reverend berkeley malibu @gregteklintowe]

i rly like this picture but i can’t get the text off #chud #foid

[reverend berkeley malibu @gregteklintowe]

@neogaypril_ money for girls mentioned 🎉🎉🎉

[reverend berkeley malibu @gregteklintowe]

@626642_ i’m like niche and shit

[reverend berkeley malibu @gregteklintowe]

“they’re all coming long you better not still be holding tunnels rn”

me on b:

[reverend berkeley malibu @gregteklintowe]

@car_sicc that one friend who’s happy to be here

[bjørn @car_sicc]

@gregteklintowe

[reverend berkeley malibu @gregteklintowe]

@626642_ if u can’t then u gotta walk away that’s the title of the book #thatsthetitleofthebook

[reverend berkeley malibu @gregteklintowe]

guys we can’t all be the omelas child someone’s gonna have to enjoy this

[Nep🐇 @Nepepperoni]

Okay bro, here's the plan. You and me are both gonna get HOT fujoshi girlfriends at this convention. The first problem: How do we even get them to notice us? Now hear me out bro. Hear me out. Please

[𝐒𝐕𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐃𝐘𝐊𝐄 @LESBIANGIGOLO]

They should make domtop dirty talk that doesn't make you sound like a dude in a skull mask doing joker mode brat taming smutstep

[reverend berkeley malibu @gregteklintowe]

i think i’m just nothing

[Kya Online @VexedVortices]

Ok, I made a better malebrain/fembrain bingo set. I thought the tiles could be better. (I know I missed it the free space)

[marcy 🐽🐖 @marcypig]

if i was a boy id have a small dick and play exhaust toplane

[reverend berkeley malibu @gregteklintowe]

lawnmower comeback mechanic

[reverend berkeley malibu @gregteklintowe]

i’m in the deadlock leaks server and i just found out the next big update:

-football player
-guy who rides a pogo stick
-miner
-some sort of dolphin themed guy
-yeti
-mad scientist who rides a robot that shoots fire and ice balls

-more lanes
-plant themed reskins for walkers

[reverend berkeley malibu @gregteklintowe]

when u pee in the shower but the drain is clogged and your feet are covered in open wounds

[Canderous Ordoliberal 🪏🤠 @butleriano]

Post-punk is the type of music punks inevitably make if they actually learn how to play their instruments, not some sort of successor to punk.

[reverend berkeley malibu @gregteklintowe]

@nerveagent0000 yes and it’s pinkerton

[reverend berkeley malibu @gregteklintowe]

u never realize how much liquid is in a shot until u spill one all over your computer