Greg Clark

Flipper of flops, but does not tan well. Chronically cattywampus. Introduced to Jethro Tull perhaps too early on in life. Mostly cats.

[猫しか勝たん @A1P4CA]

こいつ、侵入に慣れてやがる。

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

My dog helping me to look for the guy who broke into my car and drank my blue Slushy: dog is innocent until proven guilty

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

Democrats have released the first proposal from their "Project 2029" and is it

Medicare for All?
A living wage of at least $25?
A federal housing guarantee?
Abolishing ICE??

Nope, it's digital ID for the internet! Hoorayy!! (Cue the supportive Neera Tanden tweet in 3, 2, 1...)

[Donald Trump Portfolio Tracker @TrumpsPortfolio]

I CALLED IT, ANIMALS, AND YOU LAUGHED!!! Months ago I told you ICE would buy facilities DIRECTLY from the prison companies at north of $150,000 per bed — and I was WRONG, folks, it was BETTER!!! ICE just bought TWO facilities from CoreCivic — $CXW — for $1.47 BILLION!!! That's $286,000 per bed in California City, $371,000 PER BED at Otay Mesa, $323,000 a bed COMBINED — DOUBLE what these things cost to build!!! Even I underestimated the beauty, and I NEVER underestimate!!!

AND WHO OWNS $CXW??? DONALD TRUMP!!! It's RIGHT THERE in the disclosure, folks — the man holds CoreCivic AND GEO Group, the two companies running America's ICE detention centers!!! Follow the bouncing ball: HE runs the immigration crackdown!!! HIS DHS just wired $1.47 billion to a company HE OWNS SHARES IN, at DOUBLE replacement cost!!! The buyer is his government, the seller is his portfolio, and the taxpayer is the ATM!!! That's not a conflict of interest, that's a CLOSED LOOP!!!

And the STRUCTURE is a masterpiece: DHS buys the buildings, but CoreCivic KEEPS OPERATING them under the same contracts!!! Sold the real estate, KEPT the revenue — like selling your house and the buyer pays YOU rent!!! Gain north of $1 BILLION on assets carried at PENNIES!!!

THE DE-LEVERING — exactly like I told you: $716 MILLION of debt GONE overnight!!! Credit facility, GONE!!! The 2027 notes, GONE!!! And that puts them under the covenant thresholds that unlock UNLIMITED BUYBACKS with the $400 million left over!!! Fewer shares, folks — and whose shares get more valuable??? DONALD'S!!!

AND THE SEQUEL IS COMING: CoreCivic says it's in talks with ICE to sell MORE facilities!!! The machine runs forever: sign the orders, fill the beds, sell the buildings to yourself at double price, buy back the stock, watch the disclosure GLOW!!! One catch the animals should know — ICE can cancel those operating contracts anytime, so read the covenants before you chase!!! Do your own research, NOT advice!!! Is ANYBODY looking into this??? The SEC??? He APPOINTS the SEC!!! I called the trade, the price, AND the de-levering — GREATEST prison analyst in American history, maybe ever!!!

[JulesNader386 @Julesnader386]

Literally ALL of Zohran Mamdani’s policies are popular NATIONWIDE.

The people want leftist policies, which is why Leftists are the most electable option, especially in swing states.

Pushing moderate candidates in this moment is the riskiest option.

[Kitty Cat Empire @KittyCatEmpire]

first time trying kitten formula, how will it go?

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

Real

[Kitty Cat Empire @KittyCatEmpire]

norwegian forest cat in its natural habitat

[Ben Blippenstein @BenBlippenstein]

Happy 250th America! You don’t even look a day over 140!

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

"Why don't elderly politicians retire and spend time with families" assumes their families love them
https://t.co/ZNFgNIsKzP

[Kitty Cat Empire @KittyCatEmpire]

falling in love with the neighbour 🖤🤍

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Nope! I always say there is no such thing as self-made. It’s a myth.

It took millions of people - from my parents to mentors to friends to competitors to fans and voters - to write my success story. I did not write it alone.

That’s the American Dream - not a lie about going it alone - but the truth that none of us do, and there is always someone with their hand out to lift us up.

[teddy @acatnamedteddy]

snackie. Please for tendy

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Philadelphia holds Ben Franklin look-alike contest.

[Soup @Sniping_Soup]

Bad day to be a hotdog

[Geoff @kwoade]

Starting the weekend 300% up for it and perhaps 12% in control.