Greg Tinker

PR monkey, man about town, all round stand up guy.
All views expressed here are my own, especially the vulgarities

[Greg Tinker @gregtinker]

@champmegasave Stefan Selakovic - always got him and Taribo West early doors 👍

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@adamjoseph No

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@FootballCliches hope you enjoyed the excellent cometh the hour adjacent comment, perfectly timed on the BBC just now

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@FootballCliches Bradley Walsh I reckon, although I can't believe half of these exist

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@TLRailUK So my train from Baldock to London is cancelled because of a shortage of train crew, but meanwhile there are 6 people blocking the entrance to the station and demanding to see tickets! I can see a solution to your train crew shortage, it's on the tip of my tongue...

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What the hell is this? Labour "scents" power? Do they mean "can sense"? Or "smells"? Just a dreadful headline, can nobody write any more?

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@mikepaulvox Very much looking forward to the next season now - superb news

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Thanks for coming over to the fans after a tremendous performance today - what a late win: never giving up @Barnsey299

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@SheRa_Marley There's a two player card game called fungi, which despite being about mushrooms is surprisingly entertaining

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@TheAthleticUK @FootballCliches Such a good pod - on nations with one world class player: Costa Rica and Keylor Navas? New Zealand? Hard pushed to call Chris Wood world class, but he is head and shoulders above the rest of the team

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@Aspire_Football @DulwichHamletFC Thank you for some fantastic memories: what a legacy you've both left at the club ❤️💙

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@HLLibResearch I had no idea - fascinating! Although I have just found that he spoke for a second time in 1975, on the topic of voluntary service:

https://t.co/BJR1T83Nok

[Greg Tinker @gregtinker]

Joe Lycett gives his perspective, this guy doesn't like it and throws his toys out of the pram

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"The only point of panels is to illuminate and help understand what's happening or being said" - such a bizarre statement, not even close to being true. When was the last time a panel like this illuminated anything? They are there to provide perspectives and opinions

[Rob Burley @RobBurl]

Exactly this. The only point of panels is to illuminate and help understand what’s happening or being said. It’s there for analysis not showing off. And the irony is that it’s this comment by Truss that all those delighted by the comic stunt should really be interested in.

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@FootballCliches sure I won't be the only person to point you to Danny Murphy saying "when you put yourself in and around people" on MOTD: around people ✅, *in* people??? Sounds painful!

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I pledge my sword to the PR genius who came up with Gary Gatwick - getting the job done with minimum fuss, absolutely superb

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Blimey - one of these not exactly like the others: might make you laugh @dochelena

[ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER @ZODIAC_MF]

HAHAHAHAHAHA WOW

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@FootieLibrary @samuelgill25 I don't, but sounds promising...

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@FootballCliches Do you think they're aware of you now? Will the moment Keys does his first "Adam...Hurrey" or "Football...Cliches" be an honour or a moment to fear?