𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖.

• Designer at @Shopify • Milford Man • I don’t know karate, but I know ka-razy.

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

Okay, so @eluvium's Shuffle Drones is going to completely change my need for ambient music while I sleep. Such a perfect concept. Thank you Matthew Cooper.

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

🎶 You gotta know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. 🎶
https://t.co/tZH6KQOOox via @verge

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

Never gets old.
https://t.co/IKfINIuM23

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

@ALL_CAPS @CraveCanada It's like whoever is making the calls on device support has no goddamn clue what the spectrum of platforms is like these days and working with a 5 year usage chart like "Android, on a TV? That's for phones, silly!" and "Consoles are just for games!"

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

Well, I tired to give @CraveCanada another chance, but it's still a joke. 3 years since they promised an Android TV app—a port no less—and they've got nothing. On top, they raise their prices and still under-deliver. Canceling myself and family and not looking back. Shameful.

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

Wish I could support a Canadian company, but @BellMediaPR & @CraveCanada have proven again that they can't keep up with technology despite their monopoly. Basic device support in the streaming media sector shouldn't be this hard, guys. Guess I'm not too surprised, though.

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

@CraveTVHelp Well, I tired to give @CraveCanada another chance, but it's still a joke. 3 years since you promised an Android TV app—a port no less—and you've got nothing. On top, you raise you prices and still under-deliver. Canceling myself and family and not looking back.

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

Just another blast of radiation to another tumor in the ol' parietal lobe. Another day at the office. Cyberknife is some pretty amazing tech.

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

MFW (Murphy's Face When) Leah goes out to run a quick errand. https://t.co/1gPPtyq8Mg

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

My Christmas tree topper is nerdier than your Christmas tree topper. https://t.co/PqKztI2bdA

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

Wanted: One tiny Santa hat. https://t.co/yv8JJ1ZLiX

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

Okay. Winter days aren't that bad. https://t.co/45TlYQyTqV

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

Yeah, so we kind of peaced out on winter for a bit. @ Westmoreland Parish https://t.co/CHbhf8MLpN

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

Framing Day! Finally got some frames for these guys. So stoked to get them up after years in storage.
#sirmitchell #nicodelort #tinymediaempire #ollymoss https://t.co/JTEGEMakUC

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

Eat it, losers. https://t.co/oWCxBkelxo

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

And so ends the short life of PUNKINHEEEEAD. https://t.co/BCTZLRreP0

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

Final shot of our (hopefully too cute to smash) pumpkinfriend. https://t.co/7QWCy0OziH

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

Alas, poor Yorick! https://t.co/4c3oQWFw3h

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

PUNKINHEEEEAD.
Done in no time at all with a Dremel, drill, and some spade bits.
@lraftis handled the gutting like a champ.

[𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖌 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖐, 𝕰𝖘𝖖. @gregwburke]

You can always tell when Murphy's arch-nemesis the robot vacuum is out. #greyhoundsofinstagram #greyhounds #greyhoundsmakegreatpets https://t.co/ac48yqYgLx