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I talked to the fire like a brother

[greg @gregysr6]

@itsjojosiwa locked me in a room and forced me to masturbate my genitls until they fell off

[greg @gregysr6]

@chutzbrah Schlomit?

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

hey siri feel free to get handsy

[greg @gregysr6]

Is there a peptide that returns me to my mother’s womb?

[greg @gregysr6]

Filing for divorce bcs she can’t queef on command

[greg @gregysr6]

When I was a kid I used to listen to Skrillex and get a hard on thinking about what parkour moves I was gonna do in recess now i am forced to lust over pussy laced with original sin itself

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Some people just don’t like me because I’m too cute

[greg @gregysr6]

Hoes will give Yoda a scratch behind the ears then misquote the church fathers, mf you worried about the wrong squishmellow 🤣🥀

[greg @gregysr6]

I crashed my BMW on the way to my court hearing for selling Modafinil and my bromantane plug wants to fly me to Russia to marry his daughter so yeah you could say motion is quite a close friend of mine

[greg @gregysr6]

Does anyone know if Chewbacca had a human cock? Or one of those red rocket dog things? Gonge Lucas seems to have blocked my email.

[greg @gregysr6]

I will perform at Carnegie Hall this year

[greg @gregysr6]

I have started reciting my morning prayers in a Jamaican accent and it has significantly improved my quality of life

[greg @gregysr6]

My package came in the male? Nahhh lad mi nawt swing det wey

[greg @gregysr6]

Mfw I feel her nails scrape my arm while we're cuddling but then I realise it was actually just the needle piercing my skin as I flood my veins with research chemicals I can't pronounce bcs I'm chopped and the unremitting weight of time is slowly consuming me

[greg @gregysr6]

This shi prolly felt so good 🙏🥀

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

STOP WASTING YOUR SEED ON WOMEN THAT DON'T BELIEVE IN HYPERBOREA

[Jap @chutzbrah]

Corner of my mouth kept twitching from forcing a smile at the family function and my auntie asked if I've had a stroke and I panicked and said yeah still thrice daily

[Jap @chutzbrah]

Nicotine isn't a nootropic, it only drags you back to baseline and out of your withdrawal-induced malaise, but for real ones this dependency isn't a habit but more like a ritual, a baptism of the brain, a dance with death that delivers a better buzz than any nootropic ever could

[greg @gregysr6]

Why won't Roblox let me love someone

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I love u