here is the story of how i baited my sleep paralysis demon carl so that you can too because they are just little babies who cannot interact with our dimension
i felt myself falling into that state where i was starting to lose control over my limbs (if you know you know)
then i started hearing the voices and feeling the little shakes from my bed and i was like oh goddammit carl im just trying to sleep
then i felt a presence at the top of my bed it was like a shadow mass like how you know when something is close to you and i was like goddammit carl
so i pretended not to notice him because acknowledging his presence is what he wants that needy lil fuck
focus on your breathing and pretend that you are asleep but you actually aren't and carl got really confused because hes dumb as fuck
then my motor control came back and i woke up
changed the goddamn atmospheric sleep music i had on that apparently carl took as an invitation to some tapping asmr and went to bed
fuck you carl
eh sortez de chez vous les geeks de merde svp c’est un jeu vidéo, dans ce jeu vidéo il faut être lvl 30 et avoir 20 champions pr lancer une soloQ, s’il a tout ca le jeu estime qu’il peut donc il lance, fin d’la discussion.
god i will always be thankful that faker, the face of lol esports, is a decent human being and not a raging misogynist that you often see loitering around this community given the recent events
J'avais pas vu que ça faisait débat mais oui ofc la rédemption peut exister
PAR CONTRE si des gens expriment le fait de pas être à l'aise avec votre présence, de pas se sentir en sécurité, a cause de ce que vous avez pu faire par le passé c'est normal de vous écarter mdrr ?
yo imagine
imagine you are a HUMAN not a fucking perfect playing robot that never makes mistakes
you make mistakes on a very important day be very upset on brink of tears
go home open twitter and people comparing u to hitler
W community gj guys