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[Keeeeelsey @gremlinkelsey]

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[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Happy 37th Birthday to Daniel Radcliffe!

[🗣 #BringBackCivics @MelaninMagic10]

@ABC Why are they so afraid of seeing this lived reality in a museum?!

[The Legend of Vox Machina and The Mighty Nein @LVMandM9onPrime]

Trust in your wife, Percy. #TheLegendofVoxMachina

[Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer]

Sadly, the powers-that-be would not allow anything close to an impression, but even so…

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

I have a symptom… I love promoting my wife’s store too much

Prescription? Keep fuckin doing it

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Little disappointing Michael B Jordan won best actor but the guy who played his brother didn’t even get nominated

[Opera GX @operagxofficial]

Fuck you

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

Britney Spears getting jail time for possessing adderall while our president is in the epstein files walking free….Ok.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Lady, your sloppy resolution would have doxxed victim statements that had identifying info.

It redacted names & NOTHING else. House empl. records can match statements to reverse ID names.

Take your job seriously. Fix your messy loopholes & I’d vote YES. You know that. Not hard!

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: ICE Whistleblower Ryan Schwank just blew the whistle on Donald Trump’s ICE and their illegal actions.

“I watched ICE dismantle the training program… classes that teach the Constitution, our legal system, firearms training, the use of force, lawful arrests, proper detention, and the limits of officers authority. ICE is teaching cadets to violate the Constitution and they were attempting to cloak it in secrecy by demanding that I lie about it.”

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene just admitted the Epstein files were blocked by Donald Trump himself.

“He fought the hardest to STOP these files from being released.”

Not Democrats. Not the DOJ. Not “the deep state.”

Trump.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

He's bald. HE’S BALD and he's torturing people who have hair!!

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

NEW: Epstein survivors just sent Congress a devastating open letter ahead of Ghislaine Maxwell’s deposition.

They make it clear:
She was not “peripheral.”
She was central.
She protected powerful men.
She hid the truth.
And she still refuses to name names.

This isn’t about her anymore.

It’s about who’s being protected.
And why.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Hang them.

[𝓔𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓪 @elioralux]

This is what happens when laws turn doctors into lawyers and women into liabilities. A heartbeat was prioritized over a living, breathing patient until it was too late. This wasn’t a medical failure it was a policy failure. A young woman died because care was delayed out of fear and control. That’s not “pro-life.” It’s lethal negligence.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

In Texas, A 18-year-old girl experienced a miscarriage at around six months pregnant. She visited emergency rooms three times over about 20 hours with severe pain, fever, high pulse, and signs of sepsis. On her second visit, she screened positive for sepsis, but doctors discharged her because the fetus still had a heartbeat, saying she was "fine to leave." On the third visit, an OB-GYN insisted on two ultrasounds to "confirm fetal demise" before admitting her to intensive care—by then her blood pressure had plummeted, lips turned blue, and organs began failing. She died hours later from sepsis complications. Her mother later said it felt like doctors were more concerned about the fetal heartbeat than her daughter's life…….PATHETIC

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

UPDATE—An ICE official confirms this leaked video from inside ICE detention is "100% real."

Congresswoman said one cell had "50 people, concrete floors, a bench, and a makeshift bathroom in the middle."

"I'd rather be in prison... at least there you get a bed and food to eat."

Maryland Representative April McClain Delaney was the only member of Congress allowed inside the holding facility at the George H. Fallon Federal Building in downtown Baltimore.

She described the conditions as "heartbreaking" and "horrendous."

"They're not allowed to leave that ever—the entire time—even to use the bathroom or get a shower. They do it all in there."

Department of Homeland Security officials blamed the harsh conditions for detainees on the winter weather.