Gremlyn

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

[Gremlyn @gremlyn]

Turned on my shower to wash a spider down the drain and found a GIANT centipede also hiding in the curtain. Not gonna sleep tonight...

[Gremlyn @gremlyn]

You know how the Eskimos have hundreds of words for snow and ice, depending on what sort it is? I think English needs more words for love.

[Gremlyn @gremlyn]

Love the meat-sack you inhabit: we're all just 'ugly bags of mostly water' anyway. #uglybagsofmostlywater