Alan West

He/Him. BA: Screen & Media; polsci(minor). I bring sort of a silly goose vibe to the timeline that serious geese don't really like.

[Alan West @Greshark]

This damn AI has got me all figured out.

[Alan West @Greshark]

@FrankMcRae Taxing the rich is when you voluntarily buy a $165 merch item.

[Alan West @Greshark]

@Tom_R_Alliance "I often laugh at the idea of M*thew H*rncastle [...]"

[Alan West @Greshark]

@nettieg3 David Bennett used to give out great pens during o-week. Never made me consider voting for him.

[Alan West @Greshark]

Happy birthday to me. And you if relevant.

[Alan West @Greshark]

@rustie5555 "woke 1.0" was just "pc" rebranded because everyone started rolling their eyes at "pc"

[Alan West @Greshark]

@JamesHalcrow Who was in Chinese Taipei?

[Alan West @Greshark]

They could never get me to hate this guy

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[Alan West @Greshark]

@Tiare_MP My gigantic output is to reach parity with my gigantic dick.

[Alan West @Greshark]

FYI afterpay does NOT respect the pump limit.

[Alan West @Greshark]

@tjgelliott_tim @Liquid_Times I am aware that they have their own neoliberal tendencies, however.

[Alan West @Greshark]

@petitebunfan The way you phrased it as a "trend" makes it sound like the changes to have a bunch of empty content came before anyone complained about it whereas the changes were in response to complaints.

I just wanted to clarify that in case another person came along and had to think twice.

[Alan West @Greshark]

@JamesHalcrow Spend the whole time talking like you are on the dark web drug trading website and not at the actual physical thing.

[Alan West @Greshark]

@pattinslvt This is the build that The Batman should actually have. People expect him to look like he can compete at Mr Olympia while those guys can't even run or scratch their own backs. Getting away from this guy would be laughably easy.

[Alan West @Greshark]

@BillWiIdin High speed rail, the thing that famously works best when it has huge, huge swaths of interrupted completely straight lines, could just never work in the USA sorry.

[Alan West @Greshark]

@MaoistStdEn Where my pro nuclear lefties at

[Alan West @Greshark]

If australia had a usable interior they would be an unstoppable powerhouse and I thank Māui every day for fishing them up such a barren piece of land.