Man goes to the doctor, “Doc, I’m depressed. I keep banging women in their early 20s and I can’t stop.” Doc says, “the Foo Fighters are in town. Go to their concert and take your mind off of all the hot 20 somethings you keep banging.” The man says, “but Doc, I am Foo Fighters.”
Jag har aldrig i mitt liv vart mer besviken på någon än Quinn Hughes. Fan grabben hade du inte bjudit in dig själv till Trump Tower hade du vunnit Norris trophy varje år i mitt hjärta
Rest assured that no matter what colour medal Brady Tkachuk earns today, he'll spend the first 30 minutes after he receives it trying to unwrap the chocolate inside