greta

| uw-madison neurobiology & spanish B.S. | Cuerpo de Paz | she/her

[Wambu⚓ @Wambulogy]

Bro why is Trump able to snap his fingers and make everything immediately worse, while Democrats need unanimous permission from the whole world to wipe their own asses?

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

last stage of your iPhone is when you carry a power bank everywhere

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

Hunter Biden is proof that posters are born not built. Musk will never achieve 1/10th of this guy’s ability

[greta @gretascho]

@Americore1776 @Li34041 @JerryDunleavy I’m sorry, when did trump “report” Epstein? I’m pretty sure his alex Acosta was the one who gave him a sweetheart deal when he first was caught…

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

They should do that Jubilee show with the Pope. Like "1 Pope vs 20 Conservative Catholics on Twitter"

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Hundreds of millions of people throughout the world are immersed in extreme poverty. Yet, disproportionate wealth remains in the hands of a few. It is an unjust scenario, in the face of which we cannot fail to question ourselves and commit to change things. There is no lack of resources at the root of disparities, but the need to address solvable problems related to a more equitable distribution of wealth, to be achieved with moral sense and honesty.

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

It’s so cool that the pope can’t stop tweeting about how much God hates the American government

[greta @gretascho]

I can’t believe this sh** has taken up most of my teen years and all of my adult life.

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Your 80’s and 90’s are for being a senator

[grapes at the farmers market @nicebigdog]

your 20s are for having fun. your 30s are for having fun. and you guessed it your 40s are for having fun

[Covie @covie_93]

If the Iranians capture the crew member on the downed fighter jet I suggest trading the crew member for hegseth.

If the crew member is rescued by the US still offer hegseth to the Iranians for free.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

IF DONALD IS AT WALTER REED, IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE DOING AN MRI ON HIS HEAD OR BUTT, HE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE AND NEITHER CAN THE DOCTORS. LUCKILY, THEY FIGURED OUT WHICH END IS WHICH WHEN THEY SPOTTED LINDSEY GRAHAM LIVING IN ONE OF THEM.

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

ice agents helping tsa at airports across the country this morning

[greta @gretascho]

Me da pena tener twitter hoy en día ja

[James 𝕏ond @james_xond]

No matter how tired you are after work, play with your pets. You’re their whole day.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

every pet owner has a foundational nickname from which 58 other names ripple outwards. the sourdough starter name

[📿 @amandanvc]

Mamdani is such a good mayor it makes every other public servant look so ass. Never let a politician make you think their hands are so tied all the time.

[Seung Min Kim @seungminkim]

Inside this latest Trump-Mamdani meeting:
-Last time the two met, Trump asked him to return with ideas to build big things. Mamdani came back with a massive housing proposal
-Mamdani's team created mock headlines to show Trump how such a project would be received. He was "very enthusiastic."
-Mamdani pushed for release of Columbia student detained today, Trump calls him later to tell him she's being released
-Mamdani gives Susie Wiles a list of four other students he wants help with, all targeted in pro-Palestinian protests https://t.co/hZMBq5X6FX

[matt @FM1_3316]

This photo from above of Alysa’s last spin… woah

[MaplehoodUnited @MaplehoodUnited]

Minnesotans are what Texans think they are.