Greta Schwickert

here for the jokes

[Greta Schwickert @gretaschwickert]

College update:
Picture me sprinting back to my dorm after the fire was put out and see me get decked by a firefighter and his hose #alive

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Jason Kelce officially announced he is retiring from the NFL.

[Greta Schwickert @gretaschwickert]

I heard KOC is making Mattison walk home

[Greta Schwickert @gretaschwickert]

There’s something about our punter I kinda like #beefy #skolvikes

[Greta Schwickert @gretaschwickert]

I have anxiety. I had it before the Vikings but I’m going to blame it on the Vikings #bigtwittercomebackday

[Greta Schwickert @gretaschwickert]

Mattison pretend the football is your baby and hold on to it #mytwitterhiatusisover #immakingtweetingcoolagain

[WHIZ WARD @yopotnawhiz]

When we are all fully vaxxed and I finally get to see my dawgs.

[Greta Schwickert @gretaschwickert]

Every once in awhile I think about the time my grandma tried going to the Verizon store because she couldn’t change her name on Facebook

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

ANTOINE WINFIELD JR.

INTERCEPTION.

IN THE SUPER BOWL.

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

Next Stop: SUPER BOWL

[ESPN @espn]

Tom Brady and Drew Brees catch up after the game ❤️

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

Now with a graphic. Click the link for some bonus news.

https://t.co/6md86B2QKZ

#Gophers // #SkiUMah // #RTB

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

Here’s our 2020 schedule. RT to tell the world.

Oct 24 Michigan
Oct 31 at Maryland
Nov 7 at Illinois
Nov 14 Iowa
Nov 21 Purdue
Nov 28 at Wisconsin
Dec 5 Northwestern
Dec 12 at Nebraska
Dec 19 vs TBD

[Greta Schwickert @gretaschwickert]

Does anyone remember what’s happened from the part of ‘Tiger King quarantine’ up until now or did that even happen? I just can’t remember. LMK.

[Eventing Nation @eventingnation]

"I don't know why these women have died." Maggie Deatrick issues a plea for transparency in the aftermath of tragedies, so that we can learn from them. https://t.co/T4mTb2QLTJ

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

If you don’t smile, I don’t wanna know you as a human. https://t.co/AzWk2zYthW

[Chase @chaselyons]

Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in Florida