Gretchen

[Gretchen @gretchen_l_e]

in the retired lifestyle mindset and still in college

[Gretchen @gretchen_l_e]

@crumbl someone needs fired for putting out the wrong cookie calendar, ruined days over here #falseadvertisement

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Did somethin today. 💯👊🏿🔥 #FollowTheDogg

[Michael Morelli @morellifit]

Europeans can be in amazing shape & live to 100+ while:

• Eating carbs 24/7
• Rarely going to the gym
• Drinking alcohol every day

But when Americans do it?

They become obese & get sick.

It took some time...

But I think I found what EXACTLY is going on:

🧵

[kayla saw ari! @lukesweetnr]

oh my god joe burrow is so beautiful

[ؘ @archivemileyc]

any Miley Cyrus cover is better than the original song

— a Thread ✨

[Gretchen @gretchen_l_e]

I finally have my bf back 🥲

[NFL Stats @NFL_Stats]

Today is the 1st Sunday without NFL football since September 3rd…

[a @escapefromseI]

Usher, sing for us!

Usher:

[sprig |🫐 @sprigopine]

Toyota (yes, the car company) is responsible for my dad’s sudden death. They’re not who you think they are. If you think they care for their employees, you’re wrong. They’re just numbers.

A thread. 🧵
Yes, I’m exposing my personal issues. But I’m sick of staying quiet.

[megs @meganmusk]

Walker Hayes posting a song he wrote about Zach Bryan has me in near tears I’m giggling so much

[amber @dumbamber]

this is what my man sees before bed time

[☀︎ @lmsocurious]

Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen talk about dealing with p*dophilia, comparisons, ed’s, and the media. America owes them an apology! (a thread) :

[b. @oc3ansluut]

Christmas is way prettier when you have astigmatism.

[trash jones @jzux]

I SAID YES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍💍💍💍 my psychiatrist asked if we should up my dose!!!

[Oklahoma Space Captain @WGTD_Tracer]

@LuisACov1836 Ain’t no one gonna make it to work Friday morning

[Country Central @CountryCentral]

country music this week

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I knew birds weren’t real

[Gretchen @gretchen_l_e]

homeboy carried me to bed after falling asleep watching a movie on the couch… :’)

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

none of my ex's were attractive enough for me to have all this trauma and that's all i gotta say on that