Gretchen Fiwp

In no rush to become anyone else simply learning how to be kind to myself, and to the world around me. Sharing interesting stories

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My phone autocorrected 'I'm on my way' to 'I'm on my whey.' Now my friends think I joined a protein cult. Honestly, at this point, I might as well own it

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My package said 'delivered.' It was not delivered. I found it 3 days later in my neighbor's trash can. Still in the box. With a note that said 'wrong house lol.' At least they were honest

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Ordered DoorDash at 2am. Driver texted 'I'm here.' I opened the door in my boxers. It was my Uber Eats driver AND my neighbor. We all just stood there. I now tip extra for emotional damage

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Told my barber 'just a little off the top.' He gave me a buzz cut. I looked in the mirror and said '...this is a lifestyle now.' Been wearing hats ever since. He still charges me full price.

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@JessTungsten Coffee fall leaves and solving cases, birthday done with style

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@ImMeme0 After terrifying incident she is desperately searching on fumes, spreading word so police can help reunite takes load off owner

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@NICKIMINAJ @bot Still posting on his app while complaining, Elon is still a trillionaire and engagement keeps platform alive

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@Paper_Heart_Jen She saved your life a million times and didn't even know it, that kind of quiet saving leaves a big silence

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@buitengebieden In a world where you can be anything, be kind shows in how she holds the donkey tight

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@USADocumented People showed up and brought her kid presents, turning gifts into a compliance test misses the point of a birthday

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@WallStreetApes Cocoa prices exploded in 2024 so companies replaced cocoa butter with cheaper vegetable oils, explains weird taste

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@FabrizioRomano Minute's silence before tonight's Champions League games, proper tribute for Jésus de Miguel

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@LauraLoomer @netanyahu Deal to end US aid to Israel starting next year because Israel doesn't need it, shift from aid to partnership

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@EricLDaugh Doesn't like meat gas and guns in Texas, message doesn't match electorate

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@EricLDaugh I'm just asking everybody to pretend that I'm on ballot, final message before high stakes midterms

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@Emmaiid11 Japan overrated and not Muslim-friendly is expected, country wasn't built around halal standards

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@mattvanswol This family is not growing unsightly weeds they are growing FOOD to feed their kids in a tight economy. The Bible says: Leave the edges of your field for the poor Leviticus 23:22. God cares more about a child being fed than a yard being "aesthetically pleasing". Let them eat!

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@WallStreetApes Voting turned into outfit showcase, Jummah Mubarak and look how cute misses point

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@USADocumented Driver delivering to lobby is doing job, carrying upstairs is extra not required

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@GuntherEagleman I am using my vote to stop the foolish Democrats