torta di m(a)le.

Greta - Marvel, queerness, ADHD, alpacas and doggos.

[torta di m(a)le. @grexxit]

London has literally no right to be this beautiful

[torta di m(a)le. @grexxit]

@lwtlonglive Ciao, li hai ancora?

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Strengths: works well under pressure

Weaknesses: doesn’t work otherwise

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Wow. Colin Farrell, Barry Keoghan, Kerry Condon, Brendan Gleeson and Paul Mescal all nominated for Oscars. The British media won't know themselves with all these names they'll be claiming as their own

[NicholasG @Dad_At_Law]

One day when you’re a kid they take recess away from you and life pretty much takes a long and gradual turn for the worse from there.

[queen lizzie updates @UpdatesLizzie]

the queen is still dead

[bug girl @buggirl]

i wanna be a vampire sooooo fucking bad if i was a vampire every woman in my city would be able to go on a walk at night bc if a man tried to prey on her then that’s dinner

[torta di m(a)le. @grexxit]

Everyone complaining about having to work tomorrow while I'm here wishing I could actually work instead of having to attend my consultation meeting to confirm my redundancy 🙃

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i’ve decided to just be fully delusional this year and see where that takes me cuz being sensible hasn’t gleaned the results i’m looking for

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

girls wear nothing but black but their favorite color is pink

[torta di m(a)le. @grexxit]

@HMRCcustomers Hi, any alternative solution to calling? I have been on the phone almost 2 hours yesterday and then I got cut off due to "technical reasons" and the line is still unavailable now.

[torta di m(a)le. @grexxit]

@HMRCcustomers Hi, I know from your online calculator that I am due a tax refund (a huge amount, I knew I was paying too much) - it first said tax was going to be calculated by end of October, then November, and it's now December and I have heard nothing. How can I speed it up?

[torta di m(a)le. @grexxit]

@HMRCcustomers Hi, it's PAYE!

[invader zim @f8the]

ion like spotify wrapped bc i’ll have one manic episode in feb where i listened to a song 400 times n dat b my so-called fave song of the yr

[torta di m(a)le. @grexxit]

@Midnight_Tower @PLACEBOWORLD @O2AcademyBrix Bosco ❤️❤️❤️

[torta di m(a)le. @grexxit]

@Midnight_Tower @PLACEBOWORLD @O2AcademyBrix ✋️✋️✋️✋️✋️

[alaska ★彡 @onlinegirlie]

i wanna feel like how it felt to wear black skinny jeans in 2015/2016

[torta di m(a)le. @grexxit]

@normalizehomes https://t.co/dBoJywTVCL qua gli aggiornamenti

[Instagram Comms @InstagramComms]

We're aware that some of you are having issues accessing your Instagram account. We're looking into it and apologize for the inconvenience. #instagramdown

[Taylor Trudon @taylortrudon]

being an adult is hard but can you imagine having to do math homework again