Caleb

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I’m in tears. This baker said she misread the customer text asking for a “Elmo” cake & instead made an “emo” cake but realized last minute & tried to improvise. Y’all 😂😂😂😂

[Caleb @grey_toof]

@FloressJoey 🙏 hell yeah

[Caleb @grey_toof]

Cold pizza and coffee
This is the breakfast of champions
#winning #forsure

[Caleb @grey_toof]

The amount of time I’ve been spending in the nude the last few months is astonishing . This might be my new favorite state of being . Not my roommates favorite though.

[Caleb @grey_toof]

I’m gonna be raw real and vulnerable with you rn…Hotel Transylvania is bringing up some real emotions for me
#brb #crying

[Caleb @grey_toof]

Y’all ever been on a bus that smells…new?

[Caleb @grey_toof]

Vibing to music > goes to close out all the apps > closes out music app > says ‘f*uck’ under breath > opens music app back up > presses play > continues vibing

[Caleb @grey_toof]

Windows open on the bus>>

[Caleb @grey_toof]

I have 0 energy for a customer service face rn. These customers aren’t ready.

[Tate @Tate]

‘My breath is part of the universe pulsating.’ – #MariaBartuszová

🌳💧🥚 Take a deep breath and rest your eyes on Bartuszová's extraordinary sculptures at Tate Modern, inspired by the natural world of raindrops, seeds, nests and eggshells.

🎟️ https://t.co/AbzQwaXWVJ

[Caleb @grey_toof]

1 ball
2 balls
Red ball
Blue balls

[Caleb @grey_toof]

Fuuuuck

[Caleb @grey_toof]

Full on dancing down a side street to the music blaring in my headphones>>

[Caleb @grey_toof]

How similar was your 2020 experience to Justin Timberlake’s 20/20 experience? Asking for a friend.

[Caleb @grey_toof]

I’m popping Vitamin D’s like they’ve got flavor
But I what I really want is a sun ray to savor
See that’s the good stuff the gold stuff the favored
But until then I guess I’ll fake her til I make her

[Caleb @grey_toof]

Oh I also witnessed my first cta public urination. Big day.

[Caleb @grey_toof]

Saw some chick rocking a full purple corduroy fit AND flexing an accordion over the shoulder like it was nothing. What a wonderful wonderful world.

[Caleb @grey_toof]

And while we’re on the topic:

[Caleb @grey_toof]

Do I have a bucket full of rocks from collecting them as a child that I continue to move with? Yes

Do I love them? Probably not enough

[Caleb @grey_toof]

Dry, absurdist & borderline not funny is the way my comedy cookie crumbles. Pairs really well with a drink. Or two. Or three.