Captain Greybeard

An aspiring storyteller who may have missed his true calling, but has realized it is never too late to start something new.

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@elonmusk Says the guy who looks like this.

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@annamlulis This isn’t the flex you think it is.

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@DesireeAmerica4

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@ksorbs Twenty years of obscurity will, too.

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@FunMovieTVFan He was also good in “Indian Summer.”

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@adamcarolla How do you still find work!?

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@FunMovieTVFan Weird Science

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@deancain @WinsomeSears

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@CollinRugg And DEMOCRATS are angry snowflakes?!

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@astraiaintel .

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@Acyn You know what I think is stupid? Listening to Kid Rock, either on the radio or on TV.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Does trump not know how a power switch works?

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@atrupar This DID NOT HAPPEN you drooling idiots.

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@wolfofx White man to white man, right?

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Stephen Miller, seen here watching children being eaten at Alligator Alcatraz, . . .

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@Timcast “I’ll take ‘Projection’ for $100, Mayim.”

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@AnnCoulter You need to go on another celebrity roast stage.

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@washingtonpost Wait, I thought dump stopped a bunch of wars. Why does the US need a War Dept?

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@charliekirk11 This looks like the poster for an independent film about a serial child abductor.

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@SeeRacists Did she make a sorority video?