Graham Hoefer

Snarktopus. Trans. Dad. Expect mostly puns. 👨‍👦‍👦+👧 🐶🚴🎨🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/his)

[Graham Hoefer @greydnls]

@michaeldyrynda Well I’ll be damned…

Must say, I’m rather emBEARassed right now… but hey, learned something new so that’s nice.

[Graham Hoefer @greydnls]

Knows things… But apparently not how to spell whiskey.

[Graham Hoefer @greydnls]

Relatable.

[zl @d0llfacecutie]

If me and my bd break up I’m gone turn into a stud so his potnas can tell him his baby daddy looking for him

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

nobody commits harder than a dad who lingers at the entrance to the family room pretending he’s uninterested in the show ur watching on tv

[yzjohnny @jtc482]

Don’t know who this dude is but he broke that shit DOWN!! Listen especially the ones that need to hear it!!

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

PSA: There is an app called Kanopy that works with your public library card and lets you stream thousands of movies completely free. No ads. No limits.

[Graham Hoefer @greydnls]

@sar_marantoinet @dieworkwear @Texaspaleo

[Graham Hoefer @greydnls]

@ieatkillerbees: when I die I want you to take my skin and tan it —
My kid: tan it? 🤔
Sam: yeah, like make it into leather
Kid: oh! I thought you meant so people wouldn’t know you’re so white.
Sam: 😐💀☠️😵

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

Fantastic point that should be boosted and shared.

[Graham Hoefer @greydnls]

This is really poor UX. I clicked on the “notifications” tab try and this is what I’m shown. My immediate response? “Are you out of your Fucking mind?” I had to read it three times before I understood that they’re just making a special place see mentions from verified accounts.

[Graham Hoefer @greydnls]

I unlocked $30 Rush tickets for The Sign in Sidney Brustein’s Window on @TodayTix! https://t.co/pmQ4sMCuEH

[Graham Hoefer @greydnls]

Lydia when looking at a church: why is there a giant cauldron in the yard?
Me: I don’t know I think it’s for the witches. Yes, the church witches.
Her: I think those are called nuns.

[Graham Hoefer @greydnls]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/KlK0wN4fBB

[Graham Hoefer @greydnls]

What in the blue check marked hell is this bullshit? Twilio fees really be hurting you that much, Elongated Muskrat? 🙄

[Graham Hoefer @greydnls]

Name one problem you have that you would gladly throw money at if someone came to you with a product that solved it for you?

[Jazzy 🪱 @JazzysArt]

buying hogwarts legacy =/ you're a transphobe

but it does = you're giving money to a transphobe who is actively using said money to harm trans people

if youre armed with that info, I'd hope you'd make the wiser and kinder choice and not passively support jk rowling

[Graham Hoefer @greydnls]

Ice Spice is a sixth long lost spice girl and you can’t tell me any different.

[ignace nyamagana butera @nyamsprod]

https://t.co/bksSqVogAT #php #specification a small PHP package implementing the Specification pattern for PHP8+ simple and to the point ... I hope. special thanx do @greydnls for the original work 😉

[Graham Hoefer @greydnls]

@VixenMarcille Where are your plants? I’ll happily come water them.

[Graham Hoefer @greydnls]

Finally made it in to horti to pick up my plant subscription! You should get one too https://t.co/IH70U6oZ3D