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pope's alternate account

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[googling how to get more followers on twitter]

google: just be more funny

me: *audibly groans* okay, let's check bing

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I think I'm gonna take a break from twitter to focus on school for a bit. Take care y'all ✌️

[Darlin’ Darla @Darlainky]

Despite a valiant effort put forth by my dog from our living room window, our neighbor has once again successfully entered his own home.

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@bradyjonestweet @ThatEricAlper So 24

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@SportsCenter @NBA Damn

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Two years ago today, Giannis shook the NBA world with this dunk 😱

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Alexa, what is a simp

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Sorry if I've been a bit irritable today, I've been awake since 9:13am

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Guess they're gonna make us pull forward and wait.

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

BREAKING: The Detroit Pistons have traded Andre Drummond to the Cleveland Cavaliers for a corn beef sandwich, half a Diet Coke and a used sock worn by LeBron in 2015

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@thomasjeferstan you:

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@UScertainty Huh

[Chris Stawarski @CJStawarski]

Tammy: I’m wearing black because today is Mykennas funeral

Mykenna:

#TheBachelor

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

so thirsty. Putting whole mouth over water fountain spout.

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Go home tammy

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Who would win in a fight

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@QueenBeeBaide @Nedsfeed @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse Who tf says 'simpleton' lolol