Greyhound Resort,LLC

Boarding retired racing greyhounds since 1996

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Always enjoy seeing these little guys while cycling on Elk Mtn in Asheville.

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@rickygervais Is that the Heat Miser and Micro Penis Santa? Douche Bags — The Greyhounds

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@paynobikefees @Aevolo_Cycling @ccbracing @EFprocycling @usacycling @303_Project @_supertraining Hope my clen levels are topped off.

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@bikesnobnyc I think I can beat his 18mph avg - 53 and clean

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Schnauzers Rioting Outside Madison Square Garden Following Westminster Dog Show Defeat https://t.co/44ro8Imi2m #OurAnnualYear2018

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Study Finds Cats Only Meow When They Want To Alert Owner Of Neighbor's Murder They Witnessed Through Window https://t.co/OETpkWv4W2 #OurAnnualYear2018

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Each Passenger Has Own Theory About How Guy Got Into First Class https://t.co/06ZggQaTah #OurAnnualYear2018

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@prisongreyhound Yippeeeeeee!!!

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@bikesnobnyc Weed and Axe Cologne

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@PezCycling Amgen would be a great sponsor for them.

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@katebrendel Was Yuengling involved?

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"Though we are grateful for the vice president’s interest in national defense, the prospect of using seraphim-targeted bombs and heretic-seeking missiles to protect America from hostile sinners is not feasible, nor indeed useful, at this time."

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Scouts Highly Doubtful Tim Tebow Will Ever Make It To Heaven https://t.co/ZS3GyQp6Nd

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@TheHumaneLeague Same way they tag a racing Greyhounds right and left ears.

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I hike for an Altitude Adjustment @eddiebauer #whyihike #contest

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A big thank you to @RickyGervais for helping us reach over 615,000 people with our "Stay away from bullrings and bullruns" summer message 👏https://t.co/xOiwNo2q6V #BanBullfighting

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Watching Stage 9 - Noticed a few riders (Barnett) fidgeting with the right side handlebar end cap??? Is that the new Cancellara position (electric boost)? #tdf

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@rickygervais Made my day. Thanks RG

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