Jake

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

@gooner14th When you say 'all touches' do you actually mean 'all touches except when he gave the ball away'?

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

@BudeFc @markarenh @NPFC03 @swsportsnews @Cornishfootball @sportscornwall @DuchyLeague Getting the live tweets going for this massive match?

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

@distantpod @elisjames @distantpod Highly recommend this QPR documentary from late 80s. Definitely in your wheel house:-
https://t.co/eS3JnjLOiU

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

#lockdown #Domnishambles #dominiccummings

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

Dominic Cummings has essentially Mankaded the British public.
Not officially against the rules but definitely against the spirit of lockdown.

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

@gregjames

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

@SW_Help Carrying a bit of holiday weight? Want to get beach body ready?
Simply sit on a South West Train that has no air conditioning and literally sweat 2 stone off whilst you wait for the guard to arrive and eventually crawl away from Waterloo

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

@DuncanCastles I know you use hyperbole to get more clicks but a some research would be nice. Off the top of my head, GK errors the Arsenal invincibles benefitted from; Seaman, Sullivan, Cudicini and Van Der Sar. All teams have fortune but depends which narrative you are pushing eh Duncan.

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

@BTCare How about actually getting my service activated. #BTcouldntcareless

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

@BTCare Hi. Just wondering when my broadband will be activated. Depsite several promises my pregnant wife is still at home unable to work from home, book appointments , or order vital items.

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

@BTCare @BTCare The silence is deafening

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

@BTCare @BTCare This laughable service and the situation it leaves myself and wife in will be going viral

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

@BTCare @BTCare Also having to explain the same situation to over 10 people over the last week if great fun

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

@BTCare @BTCare and now I'm on hold for over half an hour after speaking to a 7th member of staff you didn't know what was going on

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

@BTCare And be claiming compensation from BT. The reason I stayed with BT when we moved was that it was allegedly going to be a seamless process. It has been seamless....in opposite world

[Jake @greyingmantis17]

@BTCare I was told that yesterday but wasn't contacted. If there is no resolution today then I will be cancelling the order