Samantha Grace

Laughing at .gifs on the internet. Thinking about food and science 24/7. Cornell '13. UIUC grad '16. I help bros get gains for a living.

[Samantha Grace @greysection]

When they say "being an adult means setting your own bedtime" they mean "you can go to bed at 8:30pm because life is exhausting"

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There’s a house in my neighborhood that I think has been using cocoa shells in their garden mulch and everytime I walk past their yard it smells like a chocolate factory 🤤

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Does anyone else have that one song that makes them burst out in tears for absolutely no discernible reason?? For me it’s the song from babe 😂😭 https://t.co/cRlGat8BOG

[Samantha Grace @greysection]

This same dude probably loved The Witcher 🙄

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

"I think Greta Gerwig is really great, but I shouldn't need a scorecard to keep track of a movie's timeline, so I ruled out 'Little Women' first." A male member of the Academy's producers branch shares his brutally honest #Oscars ballot https://t.co/rGyUYgrVOz

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I remember being very active on an online forum/message board that I can't even remember the name of now... Also listening to/creating podcasts in 2004/2005 before anyone else knew what they were

[CΛ ✨ @cvrlne]

I’m curious

For those of you that have been using the internet since at least AIM, where did you spend your time online before the rise of social media (pre 2008)?

[Samantha Grace @greysection]

@hankgreen I think it’s from a place of great privilege to say I don’t think I’d make any changes. Looking back on my experiences everything shaped me into who I am today and I love that person. I’m also extremely lucky to have no student debt, which certainly colors that outlook.

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Framing this and putting it on my dresser as a daily reminder

[The Cut @TheCut]

"There's this idea you’re supposed to be modest and put your head down, that work is your 'family' & you’re lucky to be there. But work is not your family. The only way work shows how much they care about you is by how much they pay you." @aminatou writes https://t.co/nCxEn5kUXG

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Holy moly that’s a big number... #MyTwitterAnniversary

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When your @lyft drives past you on the street three times and you cancel the ride and get a new driver who knows what they’re doing

[Samantha Grace @greysection]

@HrishiHirway My parents do this with my childhood bedroom to distract from the fact that I’m still sleeping on the same mattress they bought for my “big girl bed” in 1994

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

my boyfriend just texted me that he voted & i have never been more attracted to him tbqh

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This is exactly what I needed to help get me out of a funky mood

[Stan Lewis @StanLewis_]

Party Rock Anthem has the same bpm as Uptown Girl

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@djbystedt @OneWingedChris Pretty sure my parents still use plastic Tupperware that’s older than I am...

[Alex Jacob @whoisalexjacob]

I like to think of myself as something of a foodie, but I don’t think my palate is refined enough to fully appreciate the flavors they’re trying to pull off with Lay’s potato chips these days

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@hankgreen I still can’t go on a walk without noticing all of these

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@hankgreen @kristenmeinzer @JolentaG @doree @katespencer @aminatou @annfriedman

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@katieisapenguin Jesus 🙅🏻‍♀️

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@kellsdanielle 😜

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Bonding with @Mets fans at Miller Park: “you know a real fan when they’re wearing @The7Line”

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Friend: “that’s the Illinois pollinatarium”
Friend’s mom: “sounds like an ice cream”
Friend: “the would be Neopollinatorium”

[Samantha Grace @greysection]

Same 🎶🎶 https://t.co/5IBVeFqf8Y

[korey kuhl @koreykuhl]

actual footage of me buying @SUP3RFRUIT tickets as soon as they went on sale