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[greyson @greysonlandrum]

1 like and I get a shamrock shake from McDonald

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

@McDonalds I still rock with you heavy, nothing can change that. But why am i finding stickers in my burger? Did i do something wrong? If i’m the one who needs to change i will i just need to know

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

@TMNT #TurtlePowerSweepstakes

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

@TMNT #TurtlePowerSweepstakes

[Baylor Baseball @BaylorBaseball]

M4 | Nothing across for BU.

@luke12thom making his Baylor debut.

#SicEm

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

i swear some of y’all are so goofy when y’all make these mashups. I just heard one start with the opening to Lose Yourself over an indie acoustic track followed by the Country Roads chorus

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

@mryberg no he’s chauffeuring me around.

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

Just had a bowl of warm ramen noodles. In my robe. Aloe Blacc on the radio. Life is good

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

a choice between a million dollars or hanging with aloe blacc?

i’m walking away with a rich soul, not a rich wallet 💯

#IMTHEMAN

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

fun get to know you topics for a first date:
#1 have you heard of aloe blacc?
#2 who did you vote for? (kind of a gamble but the payoff is HUGE if you hit it right)

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

non negotiables in my next relationship:
#1 cool
#2 okay with the fact that a lot of
the time i eat dairy and forget
that i’m lactose intolerant
#3 loves aloe blacc

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

if she don’t walk down the aisle to @aloeblacc I DONT WANT HER

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

a relationship should be 50/50.

She has 50 quarters, I have 50 quarters. We both deposit them in my Lionel Coin Bank.

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

Man just imagine if we had Deshaun, Andre, and D Hop all at the same time...

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

Hip Christians on instagram try to emulate CS Lewis or Spurgeon saying some dumb stuff like “I am but a willow tree, bending to the Wind’s wishes” and put it on their story with a picture of their croissants they got at their trendy coffee shop.

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

Peaky Blinders or whatever... idk i didn’t watch the show

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

Dude had never even HEARD of this dress and pretended like he knew the science of why *I* was seeing it wrong. Bro neuroscientists have been doing this specific case for 5 years now and they don’t know. chill out.

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

I told my art professor about the dress (which was proven to be black and blue) and HE insisted that I was the one who was seeing it wrong and that it was actually gold and white. Bro. it’s 2020 and you’re just now seeing this? We’ve been known that it’s black and blue since 2015

[greyson @greysonlandrum]

burnt my tongue on some chili cheese tots tonight. feeling hot, hot, hot!

[Houston Astros @astros]

We're excited to announce that the @SL_Skeeters are joining the Astros organization and will become our new Triple A franchise.

#ForTheH