nutmeg swizzle

on x games mode

[nutmeg swizzle @greyz666]

just cried to my mom on the phone bc i have no money

[Andrew @Swordfish978]

Woah mamma they put me in tha orb

[nutmeg swizzle @greyz666]

@soggybbq i fweaking hate this!

[nutmeg swizzle @greyz666]

wtf is up w the prada discharge runway

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

As a child I would deliberately act in a way I knew grownups would think was cute - I'd say things like "Does your job give you homework?", even though I knew that's not how it worked, and the adults would laugh. But even then I would feel a vague kind of self disgust

[nutmeg swizzle @greyz666]

@kyledotmp3 modest mouth

[nutmeg swizzle @greyz666]

girl dinner = salt acid fat heat
girl wedding = pls weigh in on my outfit - what does cocktail mean? help w shoe choice! is this too skimpy? is this too mormon coded?

[nutmeg swizzle @greyz666]

i love consuming media pls do not interrupt my media consumption

[magstrology @magstrology]

Which late 90s/early 00s cartoon girls are you based on your big 3?

[nutmeg swizzle @greyz666]

only thing keeping me sane post break in attempt on our home is the constant memory loop of tommy standing behing a baby gate in his underwear yelling like a carnival barker “WHO’S THERE!?”

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

I probably wouldn’t get into Berghain based on my looks or outfit but if the bouncer sat down with me and talked to me for a little bit he would probably learn that the two of us have more in common that he thought and he would let me in based on that

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When I have to decide what’s for dinner

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

day off in kyoto, got bored at the temple, looked around at the 7 eleven

[Simp Britzkit @brit_kneez]

Your baby on board sticker doesn’t stop me from screaming at you for being a bad driver. I hope your baby remembers me.

[nutmeg swizzle @greyz666]

everyone: he likes u
me: haha no
him: *kisses me*
me: that was a pitty kiss

[nutmeg swizzle @greyz666]

just wiped my dog’s b hole (he had dingle berry) and he literally did a freaking kick flip and a barrel roll! gonna clean him bum like 10 times a day bc that was the dopest thing ive ever seen

[nutmeg swizzle @greyz666]

@kyledotmp3 tommy and i are gagged! u rock (and so will brit)

[nutmeg swizzle @greyz666]

@juttinthacut here kitty kitty!