Ganner Rhysode

🌎 “God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh” I’m that guy strangers just walk up to and share their life story with. 🇺🇸 Gen X #NHLBruins

[Ganner Rhysode @GRhysode]

God bless redneck X.
This Slinky on the bird feeder actually defeats the squirrels.
Thanks!🇺🇸🥃

[Ganner Rhysode @GRhysode]

@SRCC @LeaderJohnThune The Save Act could’ve prevented this.

[Carlo Martin @Liberfach0]

🇩🇰 | ¡REVIVIÓ EL PATRIOTISMO!
Un valiente joven danés, se acercó a una parada lgbt donde se iban a burlar de la "Santa Cena", y arrancó una Cruz que iba a ser profanada. Los blasfemos se quedaron mirando impotentes de reaccionar.
¿Apoyas la reacción del joven?

[Ganner Rhysode @GRhysode]

@RepYoungKim We tried to warn you. You’re gonna lose your seat in district 40. Adios, come November.

[Ganner Rhysode @GRhysode]

@heidimontag New phone.
Who dis?

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@whtrshn @BuzzPatterson @SteveHiltonx Copper Top BBQ. The best damn tri tip on 395.

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@DaleStarkA10 Arise!

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@DaleStarkA10 @SheepdogHolster

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@sfchronicle How is allowing boys in girl’s sports even a question? How TF did we ever get to this place? It’s fukin wrong and everybody knows it.

[Ganner Rhysode @GRhysode]

@MavrocksGirl He’s got the look, but your dad’s natural charm and charisma were unreal. That man had aura.
Hell, two of my dogs and my dad’s first dog were named Maverick.
Wishing Boreneaz the best. Damn big shoes.

[Ganner Rhysode @GRhysode]

@TomSteyer Easy question - Did you ever compete against girls?

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@DaleStarkA10 I know, man. My friends and I convinced ourselves that freezing was cool. I wore a spring suit all winter. We’re weird.

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@MarcAshRSN @GovPressOffice The one and only valve is damaged. Unless it cracks slowly to release pressure, there’s no way to empty it. Pretty sketchy down here.

[Ganner Rhysode @GRhysode]

@daveguitarjones It’s a Selkie. Take him for a pint and some chips. He’s a lil homesick.

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@RealJamesWoods @stevebob4212

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@scs_real I’d make an exception for Afrikaans. They’re based AF.

[Ganner Rhysode @GRhysode]

@scs_real *ginger thoughts*

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@scs_real She’ll catch on. It took over a decade, but Penny is a huge Sabbath fan now.
Hang in there, pops.

[Ganner Rhysode @GRhysode]

@RoyRogers_HTMS My guess is that it’s a song he wrote soon after being ejected from Sabbath, realizing how badly he’d screwed up. It must have terrified him.