there are over 9,000 ridiculous Red Sox subplots to choose from this season but Yoshida still being on the team and contributing in a real way after being hypothetically traded like 50 times is easily one of my favorites
Last night I took my daughter for a walk so she could say goodnight to the neighborhood stray cats, and that one thirty minute period of my life was more meaningful and valuable than every minute of Kevin O'Leary's life put together
*inside the white sox tv production room*
“okay—cut to the little idiot again.”
“but sir that’d be the fourth time…”
“cut to the little idiot again i said”
Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison:
"They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."