Phi Mu House Cook, Top 100 in Ranked Jerkmate, Creator of Shark Vacuum Nose Implant, 2 Pending Reckless Endangerment Charges, Former Silver Bullet Bouncer
Me provoking the kams door guys after icing out 4 bikini bottoms, pulling trig under main bar counter, and pissing all over freshly restocked toilet paper #notgoinghome