emilian

unfortunate sports fan || 🇲🇽🇦🇷

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The world's oldest baby has been born from an embryo frozen in 1994

Thaddeus Daniel Pierce is over 30 years old despite being born July 26, 2025

[KISS ᴷᴶ ALL THE TIME 🪩 @devilsdragpath]

her: are u fucking kidding me?
me and kidding me:

[Spar✘🇦🇬 @DjSparx268]

Just sent off an email saying warmest “retards” instead of “regards”

[Clyde @parklief]

are those the guys from blur

[gothina ⋮arrie @lnlyside]

no one in the uk rn:

[emilian @gridfail]

@z4ndurr @vixielie shiftlock

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

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[🥀🖤jojo🖤🥀 @josva000]

hulk hogan trapped in purgatory after trisha paytas closed off his path to reincarnation

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

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[໊ @user0000O0]

when i joke about my trauma but then i remember

[໊ @user0000O0]

“can you speak louder”