gridley

Robot fancier, pop culture addict

[gridley @gridley]

@snail5e Gay sexual gal.

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

Who did this?

[gridley @gridley]

Which star of Designing Women should we name the next #covid19 variant after? For some reason I'm thinking Dixie.

[gridley @gridley]

What's going to happen to us when the robots finally figure out how to count how many traffic lights are in a photograph?

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

Trump is suing to stop you from seeing this ad. So it would infuriate him if you retweeted it #TrumpVirus

[gridley @gridley]

Happy Holidays!

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

Can't Batman just have one goddamn movie where he's not being bothered by some asshole

[gridley @gridley]

Haha...

[gridley @gridley]

@CharismaticMeg2 I heard an interview where she claimed it wasn't based on any particular relationship, just a sort of amalgamation of the gossip she and her friends sometimes traded back and forth about people they knew.

[gridley @gridley]

@LadyBroseph https://t.co/tc6sLEwJIM

[Tracey Thorn @tracey_thorn]

I remember when I used to see a bee and go, YIKES a bee! And now I'm all, Oh wow a bee, hi! You ok there? Need anything? Can I get you a drink? A cushion? Wanna borrow the car?

[gridley @gridley]

“We are respecting our parents' wishes....They didn't want to shelter us from the world's treacheries. They wanted us to survive them.”
“What do your parents know about surviving?”
― Lemony Snicket, The End

Thus ends the unfortunate tale of the Stark orphans...
#GameOfThrones

[gridley @gridley]

@GlobalTweaks Is there any way to keep Pokemon++ from crashing when I interact with gyms or open maps? I'm on ipad.

[gridley @gridley]

I'd be all like... "That was Dantooine by the way. Dan! DAN! Like the noodles! Wait, let me spell it for you... D...A...N...T...." #starwars #anewhope

[gridley @gridley]

If my only hope of defeating the bad guys was at a place called Tatooine and the baddies asked me where they should look for the rest of my crew, I would be real nervous about how I pronounced "Dantooine." #starwars #anewhope

[gridley @gridley]

but we mustn't dwell
no not on Rex Manning Day
not today we can't

#rexmanningdayhaikus #RexManningDay

[gridley @gridley]

Empire Records
we are open 'til midnight
this is Mark, midnight

#rexmanningdayhaikus #RexManningDay

[gridley @gridley]

what makes me think that?
oh who knows where thoughts come from
they just appear, Joe

#rexmanningdayhaikus #RexManningDay

[gridley @gridley]

the money is gone
where's it gone? what's it doing?
recirculating

#rexmanningdayhaikus #RexManningDay

[gridley @gridley]

There's a stain on my notebook where your Olympic snowboard was...