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A train that’s derailed is technically a car

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When I hear SOH-CAH-TOA I don’t think trigonometry or native americans I just think about Squidward as that volcano guy

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@nypost You can bounce back from anything. Could even be an FBI agent!

[kuz @kylekuzma]

🤯But sure let’s leave him off all nba because he didn’t play 65 games lol🤡

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@_girlbert Thank you! I’ve literally been saying this for years and no one has been able to relate. Even if they just said “[date] only in theaters” it would be impossible to confuse that.

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@danktheship Sending you my letterboxd list

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@danktheship @coop123man Chinatown is wildly a problem child movie but def still insanely gorgeous

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@danktheship Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter,… and Spring is insanely serene.

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@danteshepherd @danktheship Fantastic choice Professor

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@danktheship Yes and that’s why you should do it

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@ElliottCanty

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@HeavenlyGrandpa This got stolen mad quickly that’s how you know

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-the MBTA rn

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If you think about it, a train that's derailed is technically a car

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@mxddness Whenever I have tix I never show up earlier than 6th inning so I’m with you

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@_girlbert Imagine the restaurant at the space needle just falling onto 93 rush hour traffic

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Contact tracing, check

[Jessica Kirson @JessicaKirson]

A triggered, young woman sent me a message that she was disgusted with the way I made fun of how fat I used to be, and that I need to stop. I wrote back and told her if she ever messages me again, I’ll eat her entire immediate family, including their pets, house plants, and cars.

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@_girlbert What is a sip club

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@_girlbert Legit one of the top three best kinds

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“Chink” has entered the chat

[♡♥Jans♡♥ @GoldenJans]

Why is “Nigga” the only slur everyone wants to say?