Maxwell

art and architecture (outside of twitter)

[Maxwell @maxwellontheweb]

Hockey fights are for cowards. Anyone can throw punches dressed up in a helmet and pads.

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Zoloft Mamdani

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Budweiser; Make your buds wiser.

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Guitar Hero = blue collar
Rockband = white collar

Fight me.

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New York City uses one billion gallons of water each day.

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Brat mitzvah

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One’s tuition should be based on the projected average income in the field they’re studying. That way, more people will feel comfortable pursuing what they are interested in without having to make their higher education a financial burden.

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An architecture school asking me for money is hilarious. I’m an architect now, I don’t have any money, what did you expect??

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Doc help I’ve got a glock in my rarri

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Hear me out: an adult ladder company called ‘Love Ladders’, like love letters, and all of the ladders are matte black and pink and have little hearts all over them. Yep.

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@_girlbert DOH 😣

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@AMCTheatres Lincoln Square 13 NYC update your dang seats they’re getting gross

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If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill.

No limit.

Please let us know.

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Still to this day ‘B.B. King’ remains a solid stage name

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@EmmaVWrightt Emma that sounds like you have gingivitis

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The Genius Bar should have a smoking section

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Imagine this: Doobie Brothers cover band called The Boobie Brothers

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Suburbs kill.