Dean J. Griffiths

I'm a eukaryotic organism with a Master of Arts degree in Elementary Education. I like science, math, English grammar, community theatre, and more!

[Dean J. Griffiths @grifdean]

@steelydamnnn You believed in my tap dancing potential when I didn’t. Other readers, let it be known on Twitter that Madison was a superb choreographer, and I’d trust her to turn me into whatever dancer a show might need.

[Dean J. Griffiths @grifdean]

@steelydamnnn Your last name looks more like the plural of “manta”, as in the manta ray, which is friendly and doesn’t engage in head removal. (Also, that “bug” would be spelled “mantis”.)

[Dean J. Griffiths @grifdean]

@steelydamnnn Then stop thinking that. 🙂

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@steelydamnnn It was an innocuous omission that afforded an opportunity for light humor. Personally, I liked your original Tweet of “I have listened to the same Billy Joel 18 times today.”

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@steelydamnnn I don’t know why YOU think you’re ugly, but rest assured that my mind has come up with a vastly different assessment.

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@sten1225 We all are! Also, get a new microwave oven.

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@steelydamnnn Multiply it by one-half.

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@sten1225 You know very well that pants are optional for all of us, especially nowadays. #NoTightPants #NoPantsAtAll #CoronavirusTookMyPants

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@steelydamnnn Am I one of your bare friends? No, wait. I mean, am I one of your any friends that you barely have?

[Dean J. Griffiths @grifdean]

@sten1225 No. No, you didn’t. That IS clever, though. And disturbing.

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@steelydamnnn Yup.

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@steelydamnnn @jonestd07 Soooo cuuuuute!

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@sten1225 Is this some kind of reverse psychology thing? ‘Cause now I want to see the show more than ever.

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@steelydamnnn The only person who’s pretending to like you is Lex Luthor. Seriously, he’s just using you for his nefarious purposes. And for learning a few dance steps. Nefarious dance steps, of course.

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@steelydamnnn Hooray! I miss you, maker of Igor dances.

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@WSkymmilk I know what it’s like to live with an Abby Normal brain. 🙂