griffin

master curator

[griffin @griffin802]

remember this tweet when the kings become the NBAs greatest dynasty #purpletalk

[griffin @griffin802]

@M1nkFl0w was waiting all sunday for this

[griffin @griffin802]

Teams Ping is a beautiful name for a chinese baby

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Mamdani’s woke shock troopers are already flooding the streets.

They are making young men in Murray Hill do land acknowledgements.

The Hammer and Sickle is being displayed in every window in the Empire State Building

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Trapped in a Coal mine with Austin butler. Our pick axes broke days ago. We ground the handles to nubs. Salvation is either one foot away or 1000. It doesnt matter. We stop here. We talk about our dads. We memorize the lines on eachothers hands. Salvation is the inches between us

[griffin @griffin802]

As a doctor I hope you know the reason you have to wait so long in the waiting room after setting an appointment is cause we’re playing charades in here. I gave “pogo stick” to Rabinowitz and he’s hopping around like a jackalope

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

some inconvenient facts

[claire @claireyael]

Pregnancy day 1 baby is craving depop lowball

[griffin @griffin802]

getting all my Italian friends together to crush Chinese take out call those my Terra Ricotta Soldiers

[griffin @griffin802]

We as a species are beginning to over engineer our insults. Someone calls me a troglodyte I feel nothing. Someone points at me and laughs I google search How To Reduce Myself To Atoms

[griffin @griffin802]

There’s a common misconception that when you’re depressed you need to talk to someone, change your negative habits, etc. when in reality you just have to rearrange the couches in your living room

[griffin @griffin802]

Workshopping something here. The path to men’s mental health in this country will be paved in twead

[griffin @griffin802]

@M1nkFl0w if Corbet best director +130 doesn’t get home it’s ice for breakfast for the next week

[griffin @griffin802]

@M1nkFl0w Someone needs to fix the twitter bug where the Sabrina flask video plays endlessly on loop. It’s disgusting and bringing shame to my family.

[griffin @griffin802]

@M1nkFl0w @LightsCameraPod @JackKennedy @JeffDLowe @bobgoochman Tim Allen puts up 35/10/10 in this