Griffin Monley

GT grad, Navy wife, Catholic, lover of all things Southern. Currently learning that mommin' ain't easy. I've seen every episode of Mr. Bean.

[Griffin Monley @griffinehunt]

@pcrumm A woman is no man & the Lincoln highway 👌🏼

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

“i’ll tell you later”

tell me now or ima throw up

[Griffin Monley @griffinehunt]

*watching the voice*
Husband: why does no one sing shakira on this show
Me: because no one can sing like shakira
Husband: THE GIRAFFE IN ZOOTOPIA CAN

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

my favorite snack is a fistful of chocolate chips i shove in my face over the sink

[Griffin Monley @griffinehunt]

Where’s the willow tree figure of a mom with a ton of kids trying to make dinner but everyone is crying

[Griffin Monley @griffinehunt]

Me: what is this WAP everyone’s talking about
Husband: *demonstrates the wobble dance*
Me: not the wobble, the WAP
Husband: *dances the wop*
Me: ok yeah one more time it’s WAP
Husband: 👀

[Griffin Monley @griffinehunt]

My husband just asked, “what is the tik tok” so yeah we ain’t cool anymore

[K. Alex @k_alex_h]

Trump’s about to lose the 2020 election because he pissed off Missouri twitter and I’m 100% here for it

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Me at gender reveals: this party should've been an email

[Dylan Hafer @thedylanhafer]

which came first: Instagram or Mykonos?

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Uber: Would you be willing to walk 2 blocks to your pickup spot to save $3?
Me:

[Afoyy @af0yy]

Colton trying to figure out which 22 year old Instagram model isn’t ready for marriage #TheBachelor

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Ladies, if he:

- only responds after you double text
- doesn't care about your snap streak
- refuses to shave
- is a staunch abolitionist
- returns to Ohio after serving only one term

He's not your man. He's 19th president Rutherford B Hayes

[Chai Goth posting his L's online @Abid_ism]

when keira knightley hears there's a part in a movie set between 1830 and 1946 in high society england

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

When the strongest couples on Paradise are Annaliese/Kamil, Krystal/Chris and Jordan/Jenna #BachelorInParadise

[Griffin Monley @griffinehunt]

@pcrumm 🙄

[Griffin Monley @griffinehunt]

I heard the summit this year is actually @pcrumm ‘s sweet 16 birthday bash #summitrumors #shedoesntevengohere #lilbabyphil

[Griffin Monley @griffinehunt]

@pcrumm 🙄