unholy plebian

i am a shadow of my former shadow

[Stereogum @stereogum]

The pile-on over "Boston" singer Stella Lefty copying Noah Kahan, having a billionaire dad, and shifting to country music is a bit overblown, but her album is still a perplexing personality vacuum.

Our review, plus the best new pop tracks of the month:

https://t.co/XSGadhSzq1

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

Who’s cutting onions 💔

[unholy plebian @griffineli]

@suh_mah_ruh No it actually is rly long idk if u can do it tbh

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Matt Stafford after ripping a no-look 15 yard dig:

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

It seems like every A-lister in entertainment, music, and sports was invited to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding at Madison Square Garden. Except Amy Schumer.

More:
https://t.co/aaAvs5klfv

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Local singer marries podcaster

https://t.co/V9oGxxbbkx

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BREAKING: Kevin Durant will leave OKC for Golden State

[fenlon @1fenlon]

the devil disguises himself as comfort and convenience

[Today In History @historigins]

The Hua Moa is a large, thick Hawaiian banana with creamy, orange-pink flesh, growing up to 10 inches long and 4 inches wide

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Sorry, but I eat pussy loud as hell.

If you don’t like it, go to another movie theatre showing Disclosure Day (2026).

[Jebediah @itsJebediah]

how the fuck did he do that!?

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[garfield l’zanya @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Peach - CPT @msupeach]

Watching your team get assed in a game 7

[glock ☦︎ @gloccnem]

i can’t believe this mf was wearing a zip up jacket under that suit

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

[WhodatJoey 🧙🏻‍♂️ @WhodatJoey]

When things start going your way and it feels like someone flipped the difficulty level for you.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Modern problems require modern solutions.

[Daniel ⨷ @dan_in_minor]

Cameron Winter thinks he's the same age as Julian Casablancas, and Julian Casablancas thinks he's the same age as Cameron Winter

[Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen]

Something just shifted.

I’ll leave it at that.