Kaleb

Geologist

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

Is turning 30 going from laughing at the construction workers in a goofy group stretch sesh to being jealous of them?

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

I see it now. Scottie Scheffler has early onset Gandolfiniitis.

[JD Slazenger @Diocletian212]

@Birdyword It’s fashion. Give him a beard, shave his head, and give him modern clothes… he looks like a 35 year old, if a little weary.

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

Been holding this one in for a while. Can’t fricken stand Jim Nantz!

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

The game in Melbourne is gonna be sick. I’ll say it. The Aussie’s love the NFL.

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

Do I have to tell someone at ICE that I’m goin to a Mexican restaurant for dinner?

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

No self-respecting adult should be buying Crest toothpaste. That shit tastes like it’s for some snot-nosed kid with spaghetti all over his face.

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

I’ll say it: humanoid robots are the dumbest shit ever.

A toaster functions well because it’s shaped best to toast bread—imagine if it was human shaped! Dumb!

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

The northern lights are such a scam.

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

Shane Beamer! God, this is a freakin layup guys!

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

So Cignetti got a huge extension at Indiana, Lane is close to a monster extension at Ole Miss and Matt Rhule just lost to Minnesota and is 2-22 against top 25 opponents. Who is Penn State replacing James Franklin with that’s a home run hire?

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

On PSU football, I’ll say this: like Clemson, the collapse shows the risk of building a team with NIL free agents, but maybe more-so of having a traditional recruiter like Franklin or Dabo for HC vs a true ball knower architect like Sarc or DaBoer. It’s like the NFL now, adapt.

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

Government’s shut down and they couldn’t even give us the benefit of having the TSA take a day off smh

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

Shanahan could squeeze 9 rec, 154 yds, and a TD out of a bag of socks.

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

There isn’t a place on earth big enough for us to circle the wagons tonight!

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

Old lady running the bag scanner in the Fairbanks TSA has pulled 9 bags and bins in a row, then had the gaul to pull a sleeping bag. Way bigger terrorist than will ever visit this airport.

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

I fantasize of being the kind of geologist akin to the kind of GM Jerry Jones thinks he is. Straight up FIFA manager mode. Casually discover and develop gems, trade away for picks/cash thinking you can get two gems now.

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

Everyone’s fired up about Cracker Barrel but this is the real tragedy. No more Foitin’ Irish!

[Notre Dame Fighting Irish @Insidetheirish]

Comparing Notre Dame’s football-specific Leprechaun logo to the original. #GoIrish ☘️

Thoughts? 👀

📸: @NDFootball/@FightingIrish

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

Better stick to football. We got preseason to cover.

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Taylor's about to do a f*cking podcast!

NEW EPISODE WEDS 7PM ET

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

Got some toe-heel-heel-toe catch rule talk in the Hall of Fame game. Football is so back.

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

Has anyone ever seen Kisner and Luke Wilson in the same room together?

[Kaleb @griffithskaleb]

At this point I’m willing to try anything. Where do I sign up Sadom?

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Meet the Buddhist monk who’s contending @TheOpen ⬇️

Thailand’s Sadom Kaewkanjana took a short hiatus from professional golf in 2023 to live as a Buddhist monk and practice meditation.

He won twice on the Asian Tour and finished 11th at the 2022 Open at St. Andrews before stepping away.

“I was ordained because I wanted to return the greatest merit and repay my parents,” he said in 2023.

The 27-year-old qualified for The Open at Royal Portrush by winning the Kolon Korea Open in May, part of the Open Qualifying Series.

He currently plays on the Asian Tour and stands No. 262 on the Official World Golf Ranking.

“I was cut off from the rest of the world when I was ordained," he added. "That made me feel more calm. I was able to concentrate more, which will help me improve my game of golf.”

He opened in 3-under 33 Thursday at Royal Portrush, one off the early lead.