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I like cheese

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@pavankumarppkn @Reddevi06472243 @falahtah Yes you get to pick the best 11 from a talent pool of 1.3 billion as opposed to 26 million.
If I have to explain that further to you then please just headbutt a mirror instead

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@Reddevi06472243 @falahtah Anyone with a quarter of a brain realises that having a talent pool of 1.3 billion gives you a MASSIVE advantage over a talent pool of 26 million.
Do you need me to explain it to you in more detail or slower ?

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@Anurag_12345678 @Kritiitweetss I don't have a pigeon English translator with me. What do you mean in normal English?

Is your average a bit Chokey? Like Virats 49? 49 is a super Chokey average. You've like failed to be an all time great by 1 run an innings. CHOKE.🤣

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@anuragkechup @falahtah Yeah Pakistan are much poorer and much fewer in number than India but they don't choke as much which is why they often beat you.

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@falahtah A country of 1.3 billion people defeated by a country of 26 million .
🤣.
1300000000-26000000 = 1274000000 more people... And India STILL somehow loses🤣

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@Anurag_12345678 @Kritiitweetss 🤣Your pigeon English is funny.
But since you asked so nicely Sir. My average in ICC tournaments is 156.
What's your average nuffy? I bet it's HUGE...

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@babarazamking_ Kohli would just choke on that trophy if he won it. Best he's just use it for his new butt plug

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@dhotedhulwate Kohli is more interested in Bollywood acting classes than cricket these days.

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@superking1816 You expected a lot from a guy they call Virat Chokeli.
Btw.
He delivered... 🤣

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@HassanAbbasian @IrfanPathan Imagine how dominant Pakistan would be if they had India's money and population.
No way they'd choke like this

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@viraat_editz Virat Chokeli is the chokeist sub-50 averaging test batsman to ever choke when it really counts every choking time.

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@CS0680581310694 @Kritiitweetss Chokli has Bollywood dancing and acting classes to attend. It's not just all about cricket for him you know. He is also heavily invested in his pottery classes. There are only so many hours in a day so something has to give. Unfortunately for India it's his batting average.

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@Anurag_12345678 @Kritiitweetss 49 in the second innings seems very Chokey in the context of this test match... Especially or your supposed superstar god-child who averages less than 50!!🤣

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@Kritiitweetss I remember when Virat Chokeli was one hell of a batsman once upon a time...

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@dhotedhulwate Indian fans could always just resort to being bad sports and claim their team was " cheated ".
It's your go to play when you lose.

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@bucky1610 @SamLandsberger I'm not a journo but I do see how Carlton closely compares to a dumpster fire full of soiled nappies outside a childcare centre.

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@Crocodilian1 @SamLandsberger Be positive . Carlton winning another spoon is only going going to help with Vossy's nourishment program.

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@rickbayne3 @SamLandsberger More than happy if they decide to stick fat with crazy Vossy🤣 .
A spoon or two should help with the nourishment.

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@AnnieMurphy6 @SamLandsberger Carlton needs a dietician to ensure the nourishment is right. Clearly Vossy is a Macca's and KFC kinda guy.