G is all time. A is second tier by a close margin. C has its benefits. F is solid but has downfalls. H/I is a consequential winner, E gives you a winter, D gives you at least 2 real seasons, B is for when you can’t handle the smallest amount of reality and need to be clocked out.
If this was a college town the sheriff’s office would have to erect a 20ft fence with “please don’t fookin swim” signs every ten feet to keep the freshman from acting like a school of walleyes in the river.
Hi I’m Phil Hartman
You might remember me from such classic television programs like The Simpsons or News Radio
I’m here today to remember the tragic and untimely anniversary of my passing and the moments within
We miss you Phil, especially those born years after your presence
My top 5 bars:
1: Berry and Rye - Omaha, NE
2: Gluek’s - Minneapolis, MN
3: Badger Pub - Denver, CO
4: Gold Star Bar - Chicago, IL
5: Windjammer - Isle of Palms, SC
My Top 5 Favorite Bars in the United States
1. Katy Trail Ice House - Dallas, TX
2. Chicken Licks - Sun Prairie, WI
3. Ear Inn - New York, NY
4. Dead Bob’s - St. Petersburg, FL
5. The Library - Oxford, MS
This guy played in Cleveland, Chicago, Philadelphia, Minnesota, Baltimore and Los Angeles for a sip of tea and is forgotten in baseball history
Arguably top 10 pure power hitter in all of baseball history and because he wasn’t a Yankee or a Dodger makes him irrelevant
Disgrace
The two I’m picking are not based on who had the most to contribute to music or pop culture, but the two I would want to see the most in any era of music regardless of setting
Jane’s addiction
Joy division
Pick two for 2026?
Alice In Chains *
Wu-Tang Clan
Coldplay
The B-52s
Jane's Addiction
Oasis
Smashing Pumpkins
Beck
Iron Maiden
Joy Division/New Order
Pixies
The Smiths
Motörhead
INXS *
NEW: Confirmed Big Ten Bowl Destinations via @Brett_McMurphy⬇️
Michigan in Citrus vs. SEC
Iowa in ReliaQuest vs. SEC
Nebraska in Las Vegas vs. former Pac-12
Illinois in Music City vs. SEC
Penn State in Pinstripe vs. ACC
https://t.co/OnPwDul3tb
If Penn state wins, i might just not sleep until my flight tomorrow, just review the tape on the year for Nebraska, get the all 22 for the year and wonder where it went wrong
As I left for McDonald’s this morning, the front desk lady of my building told me “You look like you had a long night.” She was spot on.
Nonetheless, the breakfast was secured. And it’s the Cornhuskers who are gonna be having a long night in Beaver tonight #BeatNebraska#WeAre