mayor humphrey hogg

i love to love and smile

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

the waitress said they're out of gravy but I know she's just saying that to get me to kill myself but im still mad about it

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

I keep seeing movements in my peripheral of a tall dark figure always right behind me hey buddy give me a spit shine and a reach around while you're back there

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

the walls turned into a sinew soaked substance and started to compress on me but I didn't really care

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

nobody is watching me every night nobody is looking through my window as I sleep nobody is approaching my unconscious body

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

being chased through the woods by nobody in particular

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

dressing up as an ai chatbot and convincing my rotten nephew to kill himself

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

running up to people in public crying with tears and snot down my face pointing at my boner saying im scared and I don't know why it's doing that

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

eating miscellaneous pills off the floor of a BPD girl's bedroom like a wading bird eating crumbs off a boardwalk

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

ordering groceries through the dark web

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

every night she goes in there with a glass of wine and weeps behind the locked door. "why can't you skid back into my life" she wails

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

my wife refuses to let us wash the skidmarks her father left in our toilet mere years before passing away

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

took a shit so dastardly it imbalanced my pH level and I began to rot

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

in my past life i was a chinese peasant in the qing dynasty. sometimes it feels not much has changed.

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

bro youre not considering the dichotomy

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

scrounging around for roots and berries like the good lord intended

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

got banned from mw2 lobbies back in the day for taking bong rips into the mic and coughing meagerly

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

if i were the first person to ever see a horse 100 years ago i would've probably killed myself immediately

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

horses are nature's dogs

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

smiles are nature's currency

[mayor humphrey hogg @grill_pilled]

gentle old soul seeks buxom vixen to get randy with : contact now