baregrills

I'm going to show you how to survive in places you wouldn't normally last a day.

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I'm in solomons diamond mine, fighting giant grey apes with a laser! In times like this I'm glad I put my faith in my talking gorilla, Amy.

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I'm in the mines of moria, I was expecting a huge banquet with my cousins but instead my camera crew and I are battling orcs and cave trolls

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I'm in the Mariana trench, 11 kilometers below sea level. The immense pressure and lack of oxygen have made surviving here a real challenge.

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I've just plunged into an active volcano from a helicopter hovering in outerspace.

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I'm bear grylls..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sex is great for morale but burns major calories. Be sure to keep a handful of grubs handy to replenish your calories after you dismount

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Buffalos are full of protein, the local tribes of O'Connor call the large, ginger buffalos 'drummers' and consider them quite the delicacy

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Doubting my advice is chock full of danger. An old army buddy of mine questioned my advice on patrol once and was never seen again.

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...dating women is perilous but if done right, is great for morale. Lure her into your trap with your best snake skin filled with urine.

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I'm in Vietnam, trying to reattach my legs after stepping on a landmine. In a pinch, paracord can be used for major surgery

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Caw blimey, just survived a torturous 3 months in a tatmadaw prison camp. Moral was pretty low until Rambo killed everyone and saved me.

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There are really only two choices in life: juice from elephant poo or my own pee from a skinned snake. And then ride a dead elk like a sled.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog. Traditionally extra fighty dogs are packed with more protien

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Decided to open a restaurant in LA. People will have to catch and eat they're food raw. No chefs! Flipping Nora!!

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Just spent a treacherous month surviving inside a whale, 12000 fathoms below the antartic ice. Very little tinder and oxygen.

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"I have failed over and over again - that is why I succeed." - Michael Jordan (as recommended by Henry, aged 12 - my dinner for tonight. )

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Hobos make surprisingly good eating! See me survive the cold streets of a New York winter in my new show, Surviving Disaster.

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A famous author once wrote that in the bleakest times we can always look to our friends & family for a source of protein and iron rich blood

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I like to begin each day with a 30 mile run followed by a bowl of ol mans beard. It's excellent tinder and it's got electrolytes.

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todays quote: "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambition...Small people do that and aren't worth their weight in protein"